Definitions by TeaInTheMoment

afghanistan-bananastand 

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

afghanistan-bananastand by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

cutest little Buddhist 

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

cutest little Buddhist by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

nuthin' muffin 

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

nuthin' muffin by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

Let's do this like Buddhists 

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.

Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.

Let's do this like Buddhists by TeaInTheMoment January 18, 2021

oof 

A response along the lines of "oh geez" or facepalm.

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof

oof by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020

narcolapsy 

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

narcolapsy by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

notification insomnia 

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

notification insomnia by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019