TeaInTheMoment's definitions

oof

A response along the lines of "oh geez" or facepalm.

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof

by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020

I'm out

Used to convey "It's over between us" or "I'm officially breaking up with you" (sometimes in the form of a threat) usually to a short-term partner.

"He didn't even realize what he'd done wrong so I told him 'I'm out' and wished him well."

"If you don't stop sleeping around, I'm out!"

by TeaInTheMoment July 15, 2016

narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

Netflixated

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.

Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.

by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018

cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018