Definitions by Swampybaby

Tourettes drunk 

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

Tourettes drunk by Swampybaby June 23, 2021

dronevert 

Noun. A person who uses a drone equipped with a camera to watch people for his or her own personal amusement and pleasure.

Some dronevert has been combing the beach all day for material.

dronevert by Swampybaby October 31, 2019

ciggiebutted 

Depicts the scenario when someone is out at a party, bar, or disco and they accidentally drink from a beverage tainted by a cigarette butt.

Check put his grimace. Tell tail sign of being ciggiebutted.
I got ciggiebutted just as I was gathering the nerve to speak to him.

ciggiebutted by Swampybaby February 14, 2019

Slumpacker 

1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.

Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.

Slumpacker by Swampybaby February 13, 2019

DDbD 

An idiom playing on the acronym D.D. / Due Dilligence. DDbD stands for Due Dilligence be Damned which portrays an investment strategy based on impulse rather than research.

DDbD Jack. Its now or never to get in on this stock!

DDbD by Swampybaby February 4, 2019

DIYBJ

Acronym for Do It Yourself Blow Job.
Describes the act of pleasuring oneself and/or the next to impossible ability to perform self fellatio.

Ho: Have you seen Pete?
John: Nada. Hes probably working on his DIYBJ again.

DIYBJ by Swampybaby January 2, 2018

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018