Swampybaby's definitions

DDbD

An idiom playing on the acronym D.D. / Due Dilligence. DDbD stands for Due Dilligence be Damned which portrays an investment strategy based on impulse rather than research.

DDbD Jack. Its now or never to get in on this stock!

by Swampybaby February 4, 2019

Slumpacker

1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.

Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.

by Swampybaby February 13, 2019

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 23, 2021

underminiac

Noun. A word blend of undermine and maniac. Depicts someone who cannot help them self from making undermining comments. As with kleptomania the underminiac is largely unconscious of this behavior even though it might seem like they take sadistic gratification from it. Their victims are often left realizing how badly they were trashed for days and weeks afterward as many of the undermining comments are not initially obvious.

Lunch with that underminiac will leave your ego in a coma for weeks afterwards.

by Swampybaby January 6, 2017

labido labotomy

An expression referring to a sudden lack of a sexual drive due to some emotionally traumatic event such as a harsh breakup.

He's not in the game right now after that labido labotomy she gave him...

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

Fibonacci Dequence

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Hannibal Lecture

A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.

Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!

by Swampybaby April 4, 2016