Stuart's definitions

Pojango

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.

"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!

by Stuart February 4, 2005

mccallie school

A deacent school on the Tennessi River in Chatanooga, Tennessi. Has better atletics than Baylor schoo, but Baylor wins on academics. I'm going to mccallie for sixth grade, but my brother went to Baylor. They're both excelent schools so everyone just stop talking shit about them. Poeple like that should be blasted to hell! By the way, The Dell guy went to McCallie but later got arrested for smoking pot. Also, Baylor has a larger. prettier campase but McCallie is more technologically advanced.

Retard #1: Baylor has ugly girls and they suck balls.
Retard #2: McCallie takes it up the ass all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking cock.
Me: Go fuck yourselves!!!

by stuart May 2, 2005

panckae

a yummy food used when you are at war to throw at the bad guys and to harness its power to blow up Japan

A high tech nuclear battle suit that will be used in the war between the Aliens from mars and the Earthlings of 2223

by Stuart December 18, 2003

bugatti

An Italian car that is kinda like a Ferrari on steroids. The new Veyron costs well over $1,000,000 and will go about 250 mph.

I might just have to steal that rich douche-bag's hotass Bugatti.

by stuart May 1, 2005

pigs

cops

those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!

by stuart April 8, 2003

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 20, 2004