Stuart's definitions

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

stuz0r

A very leet cs player, a god

"OMG he is like stuz0r"

by stuart August 8, 2003

bang

1) A loud noise; similar to what a gun makes.
2) General get up and go.
3) Sex.

1. I didn't think much of the band until I saw the blood.
2. That car has a lot of bang.
3. I'd like to bang her!

by Stuart October 11, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004

fenech

Awesome surname originating in Malta. Translates to 'rabbit', a subtle reference to the reproductive skill and prowess of the Fenech kind.

Long live Fenech!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by Stuart October 11, 2003