Stuart's definitions

Bazzin

plural of baz. A word used by 'bazzers' or 'chavs, barrys etc' to describe going somewhere.

Barry: Can't talk mate, gotta baz down to the shops and pick up some fags
Guy: Your picking up some homosexual people?

by Stuart March 7, 2004

slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004

you said it

An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.

Person 1: S and M is not as socially unaccepted as it used to be.
Person 2: You said it!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

religion

A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.

Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!

by Stuart October 13, 2003

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003