Stuart's definitions

rodney

Rodney is another word for erection.

I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.

by Stuart May 1, 2006

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

you said it

An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.

Person 1: S and M is not as socially unaccepted as it used to be.
Person 2: You said it!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003