Stuart's definitions

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 3, 2005

Brown Plow

Visious anal sex, only to be preformed raw dog.

Me and Sarah were sitting on the couch then I gave her the Brown Plow!

by Stuart August 18, 2003

segregation

Procedure taken when it is easier to break people off into autonomous groups rather than attempt any sort of compromise, understand, or advancement of society. Often politically advantageous due to appealing to small minds, and exaggerates all previous issues that led to the segregation in the first place.

People of different colours are rape and pillage our towns and detroy our moral culture, so we should use segregation to keep them away from us. Note the idiocy of such a claim

by Stuart October 11, 2003

Hunters and Collectors

Bloody awesome Australian rock band (1981-1998) best known for the songs "Throw Your Arms Around Me" and "Holy Grail". Legends.

Hunters and Collectors are the finest band to ever have originated in Australia and quite possibly the best band in the world.

by Stuart October 13, 2003

Ziggurat

something that sumerians used to make theri sacrifices

by Stuart July 10, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003

bang

1) A loud noise; similar to what a gun makes.
2) General get up and go.
3) Sex.

1. I didn't think much of the band until I saw the blood.
2. That car has a lot of bang.
3. I'd like to bang her!

by Stuart October 11, 2003