Splancer's definitions

brass

When you take a shit and it burns for the whole fuckin day

Pete: Dude what's wrong with you? You've been walkin funny all day.

Spence: Guy, I've had brass all day... give me a fuckin break!

by Splancer January 4, 2007

Smokers Luck

When it's winter above +0 C/+32 F. Perfect enough to have a smoke and not freeze your fuckin hands off.

Weather Man: ...and it should be a faboulus day outside, as we're expecting some smokers luck for all you cancer stick lung suckers.

by Splancer December 17, 2006

24

1. No. of century's it's gonna take Toronto Maple Leafs to win The Stanley Cup.
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV

1. Fuckin Toronto Meat Loafs
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral

by Splancer December 17, 2006

lipton

Good mother fuckin' ice tea.

Spence: Eh Yo', I'm drinking Lipton's, what you drinkin B?
Pete: Nestea...
Spence: FUCK YOU!

by Splancer September 22, 2006

Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu

by Splancer April 8, 2006

give and take

Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.

Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.

Mike: As long as i get to give first.

Pete: Deal!

by Splancer April 8, 2006

collective soul

best fucking rock band EVER!!

Spence: Man, did you go to the Collective Soul concert last nite?
Rob: No, they suck
Spence: Fuckin' chink

by Splancer January 22, 2006