Splancer's definitions

Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu

by Splancer April 8, 2006

Baseball

The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.

Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?

Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!

Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.

by Splancer December 28, 2005

give and take

Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.

Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.

Mike: As long as i get to give first.

Pete: Deal!

by Splancer April 8, 2006

it's no Katrina

It could have been worse.

Spence: man, i was bangin' my chick last nite, got up to piss, tripped over the dog and broke my boner.

Mike: dude that bites ass, but it's no Katrina

by Splancer October 14, 2005

24

1. No. of century's it's gonna take Toronto Maple Leafs to win The Stanley Cup.
2. 4 over 20
3. two four of beer (24 bottles)
4. TV show
5. 2 oz drank of a 2-6
6. XXIV

1. Fuckin Toronto Meat Loafs
2. 24
3. Yo man, gemmie a 2-4 of Budweiser
4. Jack Bauer Power Hour
5. I'm hammered man!!
Dude, You've had 2 oz of vodka... fuckin ass
6. Roman Numeral

by Splancer December 17, 2006