Definitions by Sheldon

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics 

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Stink Finger 

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

Stink Finger by Sheldon December 26, 2003

got it for a song 

Got it cheap

The indian sold me his land for a song.

got it for a song by Sheldon December 26, 2003

Naps 

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

Naps by Sheldon November 20, 2003

Twist Butt

one who is a homosexual. Walks with a fruitful twist. Gay ass muthafucka

Marcus ol twist butt ass.

Twist Butt by Sheldon November 20, 2003

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003