27 definitions by Sheldon

neener

A person who tries to pick up a neen.

She was twelve!? Man, like that neener tried to pick her up.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 28, 2004

Wouldya

A question, asking if one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Sheldon - "Wouldya?"
Ang - "I dont even have a penis!! or do I?...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Jagweed

1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie

"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dildo that slipped through the cracks

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005