Sheldon's definitions

chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.

Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.

by Sheldon January 26, 2004

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend

Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Cuttie

Some fucking neener.

Cuttie, you are a fucking neener.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shut'er down

shut'er down

The only option when you over heat the rotator crank on the secondary hydro pin bypass drive gear rig assembly and fry the bushings on the reverse recoil adapter plates.

"well of course you had to shut'er down you fucktwat. What other option did u have Earl? NON!! So GUN IT!!"

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Twist Butt

one who is a homosexual. Walks with a fruitful twist. Gay ass muthafucka

Marcus ol twist butt ass.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003