27 definitions by Sheldon

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

chuck it in

To place your penis inside a girls vagina.

Cuttie, you fucktwat of a fucking yawnay, like you chucked it into that neen.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

by Sheldon December 27, 2003

b-rod

A terme used to describe a female. Not quite derogotory, however, it implies a strong lack of respect.

That Angie b-rod is one raging fucktwat.

by Sheldon January 25, 2004

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend

Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Mijo

Mijo is a very cool guy and generally trusted by everyone around. He robs from the rich and wont give jack shyt to the poor. He has been confirmed to have a 9 1/2" penis and can bring pain to any female who accepts his offers of pleasure.

Warning!!! Some parts of this definition can be considered exhagerations. Or can they?

Mijo is one hung mofo!!

by Sheldon April 11, 2005