Definitions by Sheldon

Jagweed 

1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie

"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."

Jagweed by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Cuttie 

Some fucking neener.

Cuttie, you are a fucking neener.

Cuttie by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Dildo that slipped through the cracks 

A total fuck head.

I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.

Dildo that slipped through the cracks by Sheldon January 24, 2004

neener 

A person who tries to pick up a neen.

She was twelve!? Man, like that neener tried to pick her up.

neener by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Wikedy Wiener 

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

Wikedy Wiener by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Jokes 

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

Jokes by Sheldon January 24, 2004

whippis 

The act of attempting to lure young girls/boys into the back of your van to have sexual relations with.

"Hello little boy, would you like to come make a movie in the back of my van? I'll give you candy"

whippis by Sheldon January 24, 2004