RedRabbit1987's definitions

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Tokyo Drift

When you turn the steering wheel so hard, you make your tires go "skrrrrt".

You can totally freak someone out with this maneuver, if you drift hard enough.

Person 1: Oh shit! A sharp turn!
Person 2: Don't fuck around, do something!
Person 1: Finna Tokyo Drift up in this bitch!
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Prey

If this is what you are, then you're screwed.

The war between predator and prey is a vicious one. One example is cat and mouse.

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Slendercam

Slender Man's sex tape of blood and gore, where he fucks his prey.

Person 1: One time, I snuck onto The Dark Web and I saw a video called Slendercam. I saw a tall, pale man, dressed entirely in black, with a red tie, "get down to business", so to speak, with some slaughtered teenage girls.

Person 2: Holy fucking shit dude!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"

Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Lowing the Mawn

When you screw up at doing one of the easiest, if not THE easiest job in the world; Mowing the Lawn. To Low one's Mawn, one has to deliberately fuck up the process by any means. In the aftermath, you may get yo ass beat, but it'll be worth it in the end once the job is done and revenge is paid.

"Having fun Lowing the Mawn, Jacob?" Jared asked his brother, who was getting back at his dad for destroying his XBox.
"Tons of fun!" he replied, destroying the mower with no mercy

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019