RedRabbit1987's definitions

Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...

Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Tokyo Drift

When you turn the steering wheel so hard, you make your tires go "skrrrrt".

You can totally freak someone out with this maneuver, if you drift hard enough.

Person 1: Oh shit! A sharp turn!
Person 2: Don't fuck around, do something!
Person 1: Finna Tokyo Drift up in this bitch!
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.

After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Whirly-Girly

Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

McPounder

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.

Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!

by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019