RedRabbit1987's definitions

Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.

After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Whirly-Girly

Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

An Undefined Word

A word that hasn't been defined yet on Urban Dictionary. These are EXTREMELY rare, as someone has either stole your idea, or you aren't creative enough.

Horny Teen 1: What are you doing?
Horny Teen 2: Trying to find an undefined word in the good ol' UD.
Horny Teen 1: Why?
Horny Teen 2: So I can define it, idiot!

by RedRabbit1987 March 19, 2019

Slendercam

Slender Man's sex tape of blood and gore, where he fucks his prey.

Person 1: One time, I snuck onto The Dark Web and I saw a video called Slendercam. I saw a tall, pale man, dressed entirely in black, with a red tie, "get down to business", so to speak, with some slaughtered teenage girls.

Person 2: Holy fucking shit dude!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

McPounder

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.

Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!

by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019