RedRabbit1987's definitions

Whirly-Girly

Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.

After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Lowing the Mawn

When you screw up at doing one of the easiest, if not THE easiest job in the world; Mowing the Lawn. To Low one's Mawn, one has to deliberately fuck up the process by any means. In the aftermath, you may get yo ass beat, but it'll be worth it in the end once the job is done and revenge is paid.

"Having fun Lowing the Mawn, Jacob?" Jared asked his brother, who was getting back at his dad for destroying his XBox.
"Tons of fun!" he replied, destroying the mower with no mercy

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

An Undefined Word

A word that hasn't been defined yet on Urban Dictionary. These are EXTREMELY rare, as someone has either stole your idea, or you aren't creative enough.

Horny Teen 1: What are you doing?
Horny Teen 2: Trying to find an undefined word in the good ol' UD.
Horny Teen 1: Why?
Horny Teen 2: So I can define it, idiot!

by RedRabbit1987 March 19, 2019

Momo

Originating from a Japanese sculpture called Mother Bird, Momo is the MOST TERRIFYING, SADISTIC THING TO EVER SHOW IT'S FUGLY FACE ON PLANET MOTHERFUCKING EARTH!!!

Mom: Sara, watch Peppa Pig.
Sara: What if Momo shows up and kills her?
Mom: Who in Hell is Momo?!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

McPounder

When you are having sex in the McDonald's playground. You only have a 1% chance of getting caught, as most employees don't fuck around in the play area.

Molly: Hey, wanna go "play" in the play pen?
John: I wouldn't do that with her, Billy. I heard she's a real hoe.
Billy: Bullshit, John, she's MY hoe! I'm gonna give her a BIG OL' McPounder in the playground tunnels!

by RedRabbit1987 February 19, 2019