RedRabbit1987's definitions

Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.

After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Tokyo Drift

When you turn the steering wheel so hard, you make your tires go "skrrrrt".

You can totally freak someone out with this maneuver, if you drift hard enough.

Person 1: Oh shit! A sharp turn!
Person 2: Don't fuck around, do something!
Person 1: Finna Tokyo Drift up in this bitch!
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Whirly-Girly

Your HotGirlFriend who flies a helicopter, and she looks hella sexy while doing it.

Person 1: Hey, who's that flying the heli?
Person 2: That's my Whirly-Girly. She looks like sex just flying that chopper!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Slendercam

Slender Man's sex tape of blood and gore, where he fucks his prey.

Person 1: One time, I snuck onto The Dark Web and I saw a video called Slendercam. I saw a tall, pale man, dressed entirely in black, with a red tie, "get down to business", so to speak, with some slaughtered teenage girls.

Person 2: Holy fucking shit dude!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Momo

Originating from a Japanese sculpture called Mother Bird, Momo is the MOST TERRIFYING, SADISTIC THING TO EVER SHOW IT'S FUGLY FACE ON PLANET MOTHERFUCKING EARTH!!!

Mom: Sara, watch Peppa Pig.
Sara: What if Momo shows up and kills her?
Mom: Who in Hell is Momo?!

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019