RedRabbit1987's definitions

Lowing the Mawn

When you screw up at doing one of the easiest, if not THE easiest job in the world; Mowing the Lawn. To Low one's Mawn, one has to deliberately fuck up the process by any means. In the aftermath, you may get yo ass beat, but it'll be worth it in the end once the job is done and revenge is paid.

"Having fun Lowing the Mawn, Jacob?" Jared asked his brother, who was getting back at his dad for destroying his XBox.
"Tons of fun!" he replied, destroying the mower with no mercy

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Planet Motherfucking Earth

1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.

After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

McFail

When Mickey D's fucks up on your order

Quint goes to the local McDonald's and orders a huge Big Mac. He goes to his table, and as soon as he gets his food, he realizes that they gave him a Happy Meal cheeseburger instead.

"Goddamnit, another McFail!" he yelled as he yeeted his tray across the room.

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...

Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Sick Whip

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.

Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!

by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019