MintyLeila's definitions

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila August 7, 2005

pobrecita

a term used when a female is hurt and you think it's kind of funny, she may or may not be cute, but you are poking fun at her misfortune just the same. Literally means "poor thing".

"Ay pobrecita, she got dumped when her husband found her with sancho...."

by MintyLeila June 30, 2005

fodongo/a

usage: adjective
this terms is a commonly used among Hispanics and it refers to a person (male-fodongo or for female "fodonga)
who is unkempt, sloppy, unattractive, crass and does not care one bit to change or improve themselves.

I don't know what is going on with young girls anymore....they go out looking so fodongas.....it must be the in-thing...

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

Cal Poly Pomona

also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.

People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005