MintyLeila's definitions

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

manuela

1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.

"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"

by MintyLeila July 20, 2008

milli vanilli

term used to describe something which false, fraudulent or not truly disclosed in some way.

"great rolex!"
"it's not a real rolex, it's a milli vanilli"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

fodongo/a

usage: adjective
this terms is a commonly used among Hispanics and it refers to a person (male-fodongo or for female "fodonga)
who is unkempt, sloppy, unattractive, crass and does not care one bit to change or improve themselves.

I don't know what is going on with young girls anymore....they go out looking so fodongas.....it must be the in-thing...

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005