MintyLeila's definitions

crypt orchid

the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.

"what was that?"

"oh, it's my empty scrotum flapping in the breeze....it's my crypt orchids..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

semi

the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.

"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila August 7, 2005

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005