MintyLeila's definitions

straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

LAC + USC

The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.

"Cindy you look great, you've lost over 30 pounds! how did you do it?"

"I'm an intern at LAC+USC"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

alcahuete

this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.

When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

vandalism

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.

"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."

by MintyLeila September 5, 2005

cumalicious

use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him

"Great dress! You look totally cumalicious!"

by MintyLeila May 1, 2006

valsalva

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005