MintyLeila's definitions

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

alcahuete

this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.

When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

LAC + USC

The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.

"Cindy you look great, you've lost over 30 pounds! how did you do it?"

"I'm an intern at LAC+USC"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

vandalism

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.

"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."

by MintyLeila September 5, 2005

cumalicious

use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him

"Great dress! You look totally cumalicious!"

by MintyLeila May 1, 2006

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005