MintyLeila's definitions

straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

LAC + USC

The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.

"Cindy you look great, you've lost over 30 pounds! how did you do it?"

"I'm an intern at LAC+USC"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

alcahuete

this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.

When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

ecole-qua

A slang phrase often used by Mexican people which means "ditto" or "exactly."

"I see, so you want to buy the red car right?"

"ecole-qua! how much bro?"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

puta persa

derogatory term used to describe a woman who wears too much perfume, usually the cheap kind. It is also insulting because it implies that she needs to wear this much perfume due to her "enthusiastic" sex life and partners and it is also racist since it describes the woman as one of Persian origina. Literally translates to "Persian Whore", often heard in Hispanic countries.

when I was kid I thought it would be fun to put on lots of my grandma's perfume and wear her jewelry, when she saw me she said "You reek, just like a puta persa, did you marinate in that cologne?"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005