MintyLeila's definitions

straight lay

this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.

A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

LAC + USC

The name of the major county hospital in Los Angeles California which is exempt from all OSHA regulations, labor laws, civil rights, and trains what can only be described as participating masochistic slaves to become health experts by employing hands on procedures with little to no supervision on unsuspecting victims who may or may not be unconscious at the time of their arrival.

"Cindy you look great, you've lost over 30 pounds! how did you do it?"

"I'm an intern at LAC+USC"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

cumalicious

use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him

"Great dress! You look totally cumalicious!"

by MintyLeila May 1, 2006

vandalism

usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.

"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."

"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."

by MintyLeila September 5, 2005

Rounds/ Rounding

the act of seeing multiple lovers in a specified and short amount of time and satisfying them all accordingly without any hurt feelings or losses.

"you look tired today, long weekend?"

"I had to do my rounds..."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

A-3-5-O

Acronym used to describe a particular subset of the female population who are usually unpleasant to the hearing ear and to the clear mind. Acronym stands for: "Angry 35 year old". These A350's are women who are mad they are not happily married so they're just a drag...but they think they're hot.

"are any girls going to the superbowl party?'

"naw....just a bunch of A-3-5-O's..."

by MintyLeila June 27, 2005

valsalva

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005