MintyLeila's definitions

viejaso

this is a term Hispanic people use to describe the specific point in time when a super formerly hot chick goes to being not hot.....this typically occurs to former hot chicks around menopause, or when they decide to one day, cut off all their hair, get fat, and wear glasses instead of contacts.

"Damn, have you seen so-and-so lately....?"

"no, why, is she even more hot than the last time I saw her?"

"Hell no! she hit the viejaso! seriously dude, I thought it was her mom when I ran into her at the liquor store..."

by MintyLeila June 30, 2005

chimiscolera

usage: adjective or noun
refers to a woman who is of low class status in society and is known for gossiping and other activities which usually involve rumors, discords, etc.

"I'm so sick of her, she's such as chimiscolera! she needs a job!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

ecole-qua

A slang phrase often used by Mexican people which means "ditto" or "exactly."

"I see, so you want to buy the red car right?"

"ecole-qua! how much bro?"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

puta persa

derogatory term used to describe a woman who wears too much perfume, usually the cheap kind. It is also insulting because it implies that she needs to wear this much perfume due to her "enthusiastic" sex life and partners and it is also racist since it describes the woman as one of Persian origina. Literally translates to "Persian Whore", often heard in Hispanic countries.

when I was kid I thought it would be fun to put on lots of my grandma's perfume and wear her jewelry, when she saw me she said "You reek, just like a puta persa, did you marinate in that cologne?"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Nutritionist

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005