MintyLeila's definitions

pop science

a term used to describe "scientific clinincal studies" which are never published nor are they accessible to other researchers but somehow "PROVE" something really shocking and amazing; the author's conclusion usually leads to a bold statement which states that everyone and their uncle henry needs to purchase their product.

"have you seen JAMA lately?"

"heck no, it's a little too 'pop science" nowadays....."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

nahualon

wide and ill fitting, describes a style of clothing which is not appealing or flattering in the least.

"You're wearing that?! that's skirt is too nahualona, you're going to scare all the guys away!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

networking

how white collar executives hook up

"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

alcahuete

this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.

When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

A-3-5-O

Acronym used to describe a particular subset of the female population who are usually unpleasant to the hearing ear and to the clear mind. Acronym stands for: "Angry 35 year old". These A350's are women who are mad they are not happily married so they're just a drag...but they think they're hot.

"are any girls going to the superbowl party?'

"naw....just a bunch of A-3-5-O's..."

by MintyLeila June 27, 2005