MintyLeila's definitions

alcahuete

this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.

When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

nahualon

wide and ill fitting, describes a style of clothing which is not appealing or flattering in the least.

"You're wearing that?! that's skirt is too nahualona, you're going to scare all the guys away!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

networking

how white collar executives hook up

"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

slapped cheek disease

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

manuela

1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.

"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"

by MintyLeila July 20, 2008

a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.

"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005