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A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
by MintyLeila July 27, 2005
Get the Happiness is A Warm gun mug.the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
Get the semi mug.Baklava has different ingredients depending on the region you're in. The Arab recipe added rose water, nuts, and cardamom to the filo along with the other ingredients. Cardamom is considered an aphrodisiac and was therefore traditionally served in harems.
by MintyLeila November 13, 2005
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A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
by MintyLeila September 23, 2005
Get the Nutritionist mug.much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)
"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."
"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
Get the ano de la cachetada mug.wide and ill fitting, describes a style of clothing which is not appealing or flattering in the least.
by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
Get the nahualon mug.just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"
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by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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