MintyLeila's definitions

nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

networking

how white collar executives hook up

"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

nahualon

wide and ill fitting, describes a style of clothing which is not appealing or flattering in the least.

"You're wearing that?! that's skirt is too nahualona, you're going to scare all the guys away!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

puta persa

derogatory term used to describe a woman who wears too much perfume, usually the cheap kind. It is also insulting because it implies that she needs to wear this much perfume due to her "enthusiastic" sex life and partners and it is also racist since it describes the woman as one of Persian origina. Literally translates to "Persian Whore", often heard in Hispanic countries.

when I was kid I thought it would be fun to put on lots of my grandma's perfume and wear her jewelry, when she saw me she said "You reek, just like a puta persa, did you marinate in that cologne?"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 27, 2005

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005