41 definitions by MintyLeila

ano de la cachetada

much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)

"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."

by MintyLeila June 20, 2005

nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

by MintyLeila June 20, 2005

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.

just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun

by MintyLeila July 10, 2005

Rounds/ Rounding

the act of seeing multiple lovers in a specified and short amount of time and satisfying them all accordingly without any hurt feelings or losses.

"you look tired today, long weekend?"

"I had to do my rounds..."

by MintyLeila June 18, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 7, 2005

ingenious

one who is imaginative and creative.

one of the most important skills when it comes to being a successful womanizer, is the ability to be ingenious on demand.

by MintyLeila July 23, 2005

Cougar

have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."

"I'm dating a nice guy, unfortunatley he's surrounded by cougars older than my mom...."

by MintyLeila May 24, 2005