MintyLeila's definitions

valsalva

Valsalva is a term describing the "bearing down" activity which occurs during sex which results in a sudden onset of amnesia for preventing the formation of new memories as well as complete loss of memory regarding the event during the maneuver. STudy to support this was done at John Hopkins and published in The Lancet.

"DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?!!!"

"AHHHH....VALSALVA!"

"WHAT?!"

"I commonly have episodes of valsalva...so I cannot really answer this question....I simply do not know."

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Bigorexia

also known as Muscle dysmorphia, and it's a classified mental illnessmuch like anorexia. Being muscular to the Bigorexic is what being thin is to an anorexic.

"he's not my type..."

"he's handsome, why don't you like him?"

"he looks like he probably spends all his free time at the gym and taking weight gaining powders...a total bigorexic!"

by MintyLeila July 29, 2005

Cougar

have been party girl/s who are now angry they are not married and prey on younger men; common traits include leathery skin from frequent tanning sessions, smoking, anti-depressant use, and a large collection of "massagers."

"I'm dating a nice guy, unfortunatley he's surrounded by cougars older than my mom...."

by MintyLeila June 6, 2005

networking

how white collar executives hook up

"this is a great conference isn't it?"

"excellent for networking, I'm glad my wife stayed home!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

nahualon

wide and ill fitting, describes a style of clothing which is not appealing or flattering in the least.

"You're wearing that?! that's skirt is too nahualona, you're going to scare all the guys away!"

by MintyLeila July 1, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005