usage: noun
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
committing an act which results in the defacement, destruction, or otherwise alters private property while under the influence of being Hispanic.
"Damn! I dropped my beer, the waitress is glaring at me....."
"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
"good thing I'm the only Hispanic here, if there were 3 of us this would qualify as vandalism....right now it's just property damage."
by MintyLeila September 05, 2005
Get the vandalismmug. the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
Get the semimug. use: adjective a woman who is tantalizingly sexy; possessing the distinct ability to make a man cream his pants without ever even touching him
by MintyLeila May 01, 2006
Get the cumaliciousmug. this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
Get the straight laymug. this word is commonly used among hispanics to describe a parent or guardian who is too permissive and often leads to the child's or young person's demise or failure.
When chencha came home pregnant for the fourth time at age 16, her father told his wife 'you see, you insisted on letting her do anything she wants, this is what we get for being alcahuetes!"
by MintyLeila July 01, 2005
Get the alcahuetemug. the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
Get the telecommutemug. A term used to describe the lax attitude white folk tend to put forth in uncomfortable and awkward social settings. Usually the settings will involve former lovers, spouses, but everyone will try really hard to be positively sugary nice to each other to be polite and overly-friendly.
"Can you believe my ex asked me if I'd like to have dinner with her and her new husband?"
"Damn dude, that's acting white, does she think you're gonna start acting white too?"
"she's definitely acting white..."
"Damn dude, that's acting white, does she think you're gonna start acting white too?"
"she's definitely acting white..."
by MintyLeila June 27, 2005
Get the acting whitemug.