MetalHead16's definitions

Nuclear Family

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.

by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010

Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.

Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!

by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010

Dr Pepper

The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!

Go to your local convenience store and try the unique taste of Dr Pepper!

by MetalHead16 November 26, 2010

Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.

Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".

by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011

Snitching

When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.

Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".

Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.

by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011

Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010