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Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.
Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.
by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010
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Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011
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college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
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Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.
Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!
by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
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Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!
I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!
by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

2 Girls 1 Cup

Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.
I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
by MetalHead16 April 5, 2011
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Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010
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