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Antibiotic

A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.
Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.

Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
by MetalHead16 March 1, 2011
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Dr Pepper

The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!
Go to your local convenience store and try the unique taste of Dr Pepper!
by MetalHead16 November 26, 2010
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Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011
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Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.
Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!
by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
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Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!
I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!
by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010
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college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
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A Thousand Suns

Linkin Park's fourth studio album, released on September 14, 2010. The musical style is TOTALLY different from their older stuff. If you are a fan of Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but not a big fan of Minutes to Midnight, you may or may not like the new album. One song actually has Chester rapping. The Catalyst is the best song on the album, in my opinion.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Linkin Park's new album, A Thousand Suns?

Guy 2: Yeah, it sucks.

Guy 1: I like it. But if you don't like it, that's fine. Your entitled to your opinion, and I won't force mine onto you.

Guy 2: Okay, thanks. Same to you. I prefer Linkin Park's old stuff.

Guy 1: I agree! LP's old stuff was the BEAST!
by MetalHead16 September 26, 2010
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