MetalHead16's definitions
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
Get the collegemug. A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.
by MetalHead16 December 12, 2010
Get the Spit It Outmug. A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
Get the Welfare Moochermug. Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011
Get the Educationmug. by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
Get the Masturbation crashmug. A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?
Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.
Person 1: It did?
Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!
Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.
Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.
Person 1: It did?
Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!
Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.
Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010
Get the Hollywood Videomug. A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
by MetalHead16 May 6, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.