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Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.
Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.
by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010
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2 Girls 1 Cup

Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.
I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.
by MetalHead16 April 5, 2011
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Iowa

A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!
Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.
by MetalHead16 August 25, 2010
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Hollywood Video

A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?

Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.

Person 1: It did?

Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!

Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.

Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010
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Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011
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Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010
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Welfare Moocher

A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.

Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
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