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Nuclear Family

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.
Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.
by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun

Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
by MetalHead16 May 6, 2011
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Welfare Moocher

A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.

Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
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Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.
Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!
by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
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Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!
I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!
by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010
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Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.
Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!
by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010
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college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
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