MetalHead16's definitions

Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!

by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".

Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Hollywood Video

A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!

Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?

Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.

Person 1: It did?

Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!

Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.

Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!

by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010

Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.

Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.

by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010