Definitions by MetalHead16

Culinary Heresy 

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

Culinary Heresy by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Mark David Chapman 

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

Mark David Chapman by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Iron Maiden 

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".

Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.

Iron Maiden by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Cigarette 

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!

Cigarette by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010

Grilling 

The best damn way to cook hot dogs!

John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.

Grilling by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010

A Thousand Suns 

Linkin Park's fourth studio album, released on September 14, 2010. The musical style is TOTALLY different from their older stuff. If you are a fan of Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but not a big fan of Minutes to Midnight, you may or may not like the new album. One song actually has Chester rapping. The Catalyst is the best song on the album, in my opinion.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Linkin Park's new album, A Thousand Suns?

Guy 2: Yeah, it sucks.

Guy 1: I like it. But if you don't like it, that's fine. Your entitled to your opinion, and I won't force mine onto you.

Guy 2: Okay, thanks. Same to you. I prefer Linkin Park's old stuff.

Guy 1: I agree! LP's old stuff was the BEAST!

A Thousand Suns by MetalHead16 September 26, 2010

SpongeBob SquarePants 

One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor and innuendo.

Dude, early SpongeBob SquarePants was the BEST!!! Now it's just lame-ass crap!

SpongeBob SquarePants by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010