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Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!
Mark David Chapman did the right thing!
by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010
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college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
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Welfare Moocher

A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.

Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
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Spit It Out

A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.
SPIT IT OUT!!! All you wanna do is drag me down, all I wanna do is stamp you out!
by MetalHead16 December 12, 2010
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Hollywood Video

A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?

Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.

Person 1: It did?

Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!

Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.

Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010
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Education

Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 28, 2011
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Snitching

When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.
Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".

Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.
by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011
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