25 definitions by MetalHead16
Something that is SERIOUSLY taken for granted here in America. Seriously, all you gotta do is go in with an open mind/positive attitude, do your work (try hard, and if you don't understand it, simply ask for help), pass the tests, and get your diploma. It's free, and it's worth it.
Kids in third-world countries would KILL to get an education, and here we are, acting like spoiled brats by thinking we gotta "conform to the system".
by MetalHead16 March 12, 2011
A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!
Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun
Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits
by MetalHead16 April 17, 2011
by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010
Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.
by MetalHead16 March 20, 2011
A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.
Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.
Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
by MetalHead16 February 13, 2011
by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 January 29, 2011