MetalHead16's definitions

Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!

by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010

Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".

Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Snitching

When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.

Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".

Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.

by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011

Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.

Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.

by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010

Iowa

A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.

by MetalHead16 August 25, 2010

SpongeBob SquarePants

One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor and innuendo.

Dude, early SpongeBob SquarePants was the BEST!!! Now it's just lame-ass crap!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

Prop 19

A failed attempt to legalize recreational use of cannabis in California. It would have helped out California's economic problems by increasing the state revenue, as well as possibly lowering casualties in the ongoing drug war.

The people who voted yes to Prop 19 were apparently just BLOWING SMOKE, LOL. Get it? Blowing smoke? LOL

by MetalHead16 January 24, 2011