MetalHead16's definitions

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

Grilling

The best damn way to cook hot dogs!

John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.

by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010

2 Girls 1 Cup

Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.

I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

by MetalHead16 April 5, 2011

Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.

Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.

by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011

Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.

Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.

by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010

Iowa

A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.

by MetalHead16 August 25, 2010