Definitions by MastaRoe
Jack Back
Jack Back
1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).
2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.
Popularized by the rap song of the same name.
1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).
2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.
Popularized by the rap song of the same name.
Smith Center, KS
A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Smith Center, KS by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
Smith Center Redmen
One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.
Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.
Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?
Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.
Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.
Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.
Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?
Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.
Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.
Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.
Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
Smith Center Redmen by MastaRoe February 6, 2010