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Badassitudinous

Full of, abounding in, having, possessing the qualities of badassitude

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne fought and killed a guy with a hand towel. The fact that the guy had a straight razor was immaterial because Jason Bourne is badassitudinous.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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Jack Back

Jack Back

1. To steal something back from someone who stole from you (i.e. jacked you).

2. To jump, attack, or otherwise harm in retaliation for the same thing having been done to you.

Popularized by the rap song of the same name.
Guy 1: Hey, there goes that dude who stole my Cd's

Guy 2: Did he lock his car door?

Guy 1: No, let's hit him with a jack back!
by MastaRoe March 17, 2010
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Fuck up the Donuts

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Badassitious

(bad-ass-EESH-us)

Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.

Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne disarmed a man who had a kitchen knife using only a rolled-up magazine. That was badassitious!
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
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Bling Smacks

Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!

I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.

I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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