32 definitions by LonePooper
by LonePooper April 15, 2016
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
by LonePooper February 24, 2018
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper March 28, 2018
Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
by LonePooper January 27, 2018