LonePooper's definitions

SES

Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.

Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

Gaseous Rex

Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.

Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

yeah low budget

What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.

Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"

by LonePooper May 3, 2018