LonePooper's definitions

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018