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blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
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gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
by LonePooper December 30, 2019
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5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!
Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!
by LonePooper February 4, 2018
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sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper May 17, 2018
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mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
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