LonePooper's definitions
A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the smealth bombermug. When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
Get the 5 star shitmug. A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
Get the Smell My Gas and Guess What I Atemug. When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018
Get the pot boilermug. Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
Get the shit to end all shitsmug. Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.
Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
by LonePooper December 30, 2019
Get the gas proudmug. After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.
After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the pee highmug.