LonePooper's definitions

blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.

Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!

Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!

by LonePooper March 10, 2018

Bowel Vengeance

When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.

I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!

by LonePooper September 16, 2019

salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018