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Something you say after taking a huge shit, where it feels like it's the biggest one you ever took in your life.
Holy crap! I took the best dump right now! It was the shit to end all shits! If I died right now, I'd be happy , the shit was THAT good!
by LonePooper January 3, 2018
Get the shit to end all shits mug.A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
Get the smealth bomber mug.All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper May 2, 2018
Get the turd wars mug.I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper May 17, 2018
Get the sandy beach shit mug.by LonePooper February 4, 2018
Get the fresh cut roses mug.When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
Get the 5 star shit mug.When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
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