LonePooper's definitions

joy bliss

What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.

Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.

You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.

Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".

Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018