gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

SES

Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.

Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

five star shit

The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.

Dude, I'm telling you. I took a five star shit! One for the records books. A real bowl filler too!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 04, 2018

Ching

To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!

Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 09, 2016