LonePooper's definitions

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

five star shit

The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.

Dude, I'm telling you. I took a five star shit! One for the records books. A real bowl filler too!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018

smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".

Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

sandy beach shit

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.

I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

by LonePooper May 17, 2018

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018