LonePooper's definitions

Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.

Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!

by LonePooper December 16, 2019

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

blissed out

When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.

Wow, he's ALL blissed out after falling off that building and landing on thar car hood!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019