LonePooper's definitions

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

by LonePooper May 3, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

Gaseous Rex

Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.

Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018