32 definitions by LonePooper
A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
by LonePooper February 1, 2018
Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!
by LonePooper January 27, 2018
When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
by LonePooper February 4, 2018