Justingraziano's definitions

Vote

Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.

Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.

by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Ads

Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.

Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Mac

1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.

(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Romorexual

How Scooby Doo says homosexual.

Scooby Doo: Rooby rooby roo, raggy's ra romorexual!

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Bill Gates

The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).

A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

PS3

A much cheaper alternative to the Xbox 360 due to the fact that you don't have to buy a $20 dollar charging kit, a $50 a year online membership, a $200 dollar obsolete HDDVD drive, and it takes standard HDD's compared to the Xbox 360's Microsoft drives. You save a lot of money buying a PS3.

Person 1: I just bought a PS3 and it's got all the features you spend hundreds on for your 360, but standard!
Person 2: Well, my Xbox 360 has the RROD! Your PS3 doesn't have that!
Person 1: Ya, but my PS3 isn't a Microsoft product so it wouldn't.

by Justingraziano August 13, 2008