Justingraziano's definitions

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Ads

Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.

Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Mac

1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.

(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Vote

Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.

Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.

by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Bill Gates

The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).

A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Romorexual

How Scooby Doo says homosexual.

Scooby Doo: Rooby rooby roo, raggy's ra romorexual!

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

QJ.NET

A website that is infested with ads that infect your Windows (and even Mac) computers with viruses. The ads have many trojan horses that can execute under Windows and even have a few that work under Mac OS X Tiger and Leopard. It is a site that is extremely dangerous. They also offer a premium service which is a scam and will empty your PayPal account out yet PayPal won't do a thing about it. I believe that PayPal works with QJ.NET.

Person 1: PayPal, QJ.NET just scammed me, they said that their ad free service would remove the ads but it doesn't.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008