Justingraziano's definitions
The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
by Justingraziano August 24, 2008
Get the Bill Gatesmug. Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
by Justingraziano October 16, 2008
Get the Votemug. by Justingraziano August 19, 2008
Get the Catmug. A website that is infested with ads that infect your Windows (and even Mac) computers with viruses. The ads have many trojan horses that can execute under Windows and even have a few that work under Mac OS X Tiger and Leopard. It is a site that is extremely dangerous. They also offer a premium service which is a scam and will empty your PayPal account out yet PayPal won't do a thing about it. I believe that PayPal works with QJ.NET.
Person 1: PayPal, QJ.NET just scammed me, they said that their ad free service would remove the ads but it doesn't.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.
by Justingraziano August 24, 2008
Get the QJ.NETmug. A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.
Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.
Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).
Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).
by Justingraziano October 17, 2008
Get the Whiteymug. A system released by Microsoft to attempt to get them a lot more money. Although the system is cheaper then the PS3 you actually end up spending double the cost of a PS3 in full since you have to buy all of the things a PS3 would come with standard.
Person 1: Haha I saved a lot of money buying my Xbox 360 compared to your PS3
Person 2: No you didn't. You went out and bought over 500 dollars worth of accessories for your Xbox 360 that my PS3 comes with standard.
Person 2: No you didn't. You went out and bought over 500 dollars worth of accessories for your Xbox 360 that my PS3 comes with standard.
by Justingraziano August 13, 2008
Get the Xbox 360mug. Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
by Justingraziano August 24, 2008
Get the Googlemug.