Mac

1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.

(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Ads

Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.

Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

QJ.NET

A website that is infested with ads that infect your Windows (and even Mac) computers with viruses. The ads have many trojan horses that can execute under Windows and even have a few that work under Mac OS X Tiger and Leopard. It is a site that is extremely dangerous. They also offer a premium service which is a scam and will empty your PayPal account out yet PayPal won't do a thing about it. I believe that PayPal works with QJ.NET.

Person 1: PayPal, QJ.NET just scammed me, they said that their ad free service would remove the ads but it doesn't.
Person 2: We don't give a damn, tell it too someone who cares.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Feline

A company that manufactures cats.

Person 1: What brand of cat do you have?
Person 2: A feLINE®, how bout you?
Person 1: A Siamese®.

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Vote

Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.

Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.

by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Google

A company that made the crappy AdSence technologies.

Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Minor

A derogatory term used to refer to people under the age of 18 as not being able to do the same things that a person over the age of 18 could do. It is used mostly in countries that do not have smart enough people in them to realize that nothing changes when a person turns 18 (such as America).

Minor: Why can I not do the same things that you can do?
Adult: Because you need extreme protection because you are not a human being yet.
Minor: But why am I not a human being yet?
Adult: Umm, hey look over there a flying dog! *Adult runs*

by Justingraziano August 13, 2008