Jeanyis's definitions

hooker heels

A type of women's shoe that communicates a very sexy, yet trashy overall appearance and body language. They generally add a certain sashay sway to the booty when walking.

Stilleto heels over 3" or clear platform shoes automatically qualify.

1. (Sarcastically) "Dude, where'd you pick up that lady?"
"Shit dawg, you see those hooker heels? Baby got bread!"

1. (Homegrrl walks in on crutches)
"DAAAAMMNNN beezee, what happen?"
"Took a header off my hooker heels last night and sprained my ankle foo!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

shit is fucked

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance...

A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."

1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

beezee

Another word for bitch, beyatch, biatch, beyotch or biyaatch. Popular with the kids.

"I know dat beezee didn't look at me wit her skank ass mascara"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Dreamembery

An individual's capacity for remembering their dreams.

"You were mumbling in your sleep all night. What's up?"
"I dunno, my dreamembery is not so hot..."

"...and then the alien came out of my eyeball and gave me a bowl of chicken-soup!"
"Those are some pretty crazy details!"
"Yeah, I've got a pretty good dreamembery."

by Jeanyis October 20, 2007

friend group

A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend groups.

1. "This is going to be fucked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party."

2. "I can't believe my co-workers, my BFF from grade school, and my grrls are all going to be here tonight. How random! I hate it when my friend groups collide - aarrggh!

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008