10 definitions by Jeanyis

Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

cup o' tea

An action where you cup a fart in your hand and then deliver it to another person's nose. The question, 'cup o'tea?' is then phrased.

"cup o' tea?"
"That shit is fucked man... you rotten.

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

shit is fucked

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance...

A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."

1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

Dreamembery

An individual's capacity for remembering their dreams.

"You were mumbling in your sleep all night. What's up?"
"I dunno, my dreamembery is not so hot..."

"...and then the alien came out of my eyeball and gave me a bowl of chicken-soup!"
"Those are some pretty crazy details!"
"Yeah, I've got a pretty good dreamembery."

by Jeanyis October 4, 2007

beezee

Another word for bitch, beyatch, biatch, beyotch or biyaatch. Popular with the kids.

"I know dat beezee didn't look at me wit her skank ass mascara"

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008