Jared's definitions

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

vag

1) a vagina
2) a wussy

1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.

by Jared September 10, 2003

Pimp

Portugue In Managing Putinhas

yo that guee is a pimp... oh wait... hes spanish... fag

by Jared September 19, 2003

dorg karnt

An insult issued by local Australian Aboriginals within poorer communities i.e. 'Balga'

'Ay dere dorg karnt, ya gunna ge' us fiddy cents or a smoke?'

'Oi, dat dere white fella is a dorg karnt'

by Jared July 12, 2004

^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.

Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^

by Jared July 19, 2004

wrappaging

A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.

"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."

by Jared August 4, 2004

Klacktype

1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.

I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.

by Jared August 4, 2004