Jared's definitions

Jit

Used as a mild herb in medicines

u got somma dat jit boi

by jared November 7, 2003

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared April 13, 2006

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

manzo

Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'

Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!

by Jared April 25, 2005

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by Jared October 29, 2003