Jared's definitions

hourse

a hourse is a cop that takes both the side of the criminal and the cops with a price

"a hourse is a pig that don't fly straight"

by jared November 19, 2003

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by Jared June 7, 2004

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by Jared February 14, 2005