Jared's definitions
by Jared May 2, 2004
Get the D-troitmug. The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.
Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.
by Jared January 18, 2005
Get the Duja Vemug. by Jared March 24, 2004
Get the Brown Eye Witnessmug. it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
by jared February 28, 2005
Get the cinosweivmug. The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.
by JaRed January 27, 2015
Get the Squgmug. First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.
by Jared March 25, 2005
Get the Filthy Piermug. A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
by Jared April 4, 2005
Get the Boogaertsmug.