Jared's definitions

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

by Jared March 23, 2005

pischer

a yiddish for -small penis- also an insult
(see also, schmuk)

Shut the fuck up you little pischer

by jared July 12, 2003

Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.

Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.

by Jared May 13, 2005

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005

shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math

Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.

by Jared October 18, 2003