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LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 27, 2004
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ebaumsworld

Ebaumsworld is the internet whore, everybody has gotten on it and after a while u get sick of it.
Albinoblacksheep is another hoe who makes less money.
by Jared March 25, 2005
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Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.
I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.
by Jared May 25, 2004
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double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.
Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!
by Jared June 7, 2004
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New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.
I fucking HEART New York!!!!!
by Jared March 23, 2005
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sexah

like sexy only more
"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."
by jared December 5, 2002
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qualijare

dude that was qualijare
by Jared November 20, 2003
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