Jared's definitions

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005

lootcakes

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

by Jared September 5, 2004

socialism

confused with communism, which doesn't work, this however can work very well with a mix of capitalism and democracy, it is a more equal economic system where the poor can become rich, whenever this comes up in a conversation someone eventually says it didn't work in russia

I think socialism is a..
Didn't work in russia
No, thats communism, this is differ...
Didn't work in cuba
Your not listening to me, Im talking about something completely different!
SHUTUP YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!!

by Jared October 19, 2003

lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

by jared June 15, 2003

meskney

Someone who likes Subway sandwiches

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway

by Jared December 16, 2003

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005