70 definitions by Jaggo

knave

To be used only in conjunction with "Fucking".

Dude, you are a fucking knave.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

bottle whipped

To have recieved a pounding headache from liquor.

Dude, last night I got housed and now I'm bottle whipped.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

stog fly

A fly that hovers about piles of stog.

Dude, I'm a stog fly, look at me hover about this large pile of stog.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004