Definitions by Jaggo

yellowjackets 

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

yellowjackets by Jaggo March 22, 2004

origami boulder 

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

origami boulder by Jaggo March 22, 2004

nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.

Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.

nafta by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Sonoma County 

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

Sonoma County by Jaggo March 22, 2004

flail 

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

flail by Jaggo March 21, 2004

dork finder 

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

dork finder by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

sho nuff by Jaggo March 21, 2004