Jaggo's definitions

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

gay fag

a queer so flamboyant as to be extra gay.

Your dad is a gay fag, hence the fact that you are half gay.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

fague

Proper english for fag.

Dude, I must say you are quite the fague on this momentous occasion.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gauge

A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.

If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004