Jaggo's definitions

flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

yellowjackets

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

pissicle

Like an icicle, but with a strange arome and an even stranger color.

Dude, I thought it was an icicle, but it's really a pissicle.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004