Jaggo's definitions

immigrant

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

stigwashed

To be pretty much fuckadeered}.

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

yellowjackets

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004