Jaggo's definitions

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

origami boulder

A genious of an idea.

Dude, I went to origamiboulder.com. That guys is a fucking genious, plus he abuses people in engrish.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

yellowjackets

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit row

skid row, but worse.

Holy shinto you live on shit row!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004