Jaggo's definitions

croad

A shitheel of an excuse for a human being that takes great pride in handling rodent shit.

Dude, face it! You're a fucking croad.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

knave

To be used only in conjunction with "Fucking".

Dude, you are a fucking knave.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

yellowjackets

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

fague

Proper english for fag.

Dude, I must say you are quite the fague on this momentous occasion.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

stigwashed

To be pretty much fuckadeered}.

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

fuckoed

Dicked beyond belief.

Dude, I knew I was fuckoed when the pigs found three pounds of meth stashed in my arse.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004