Jaggo's definitions

Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

hateful

A claim one can make as long as they are not a white male.

Dude, I can't really argue my point intellectually, so I will call it hateful.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004