Jaggo's definitions

lag attack

A sudden, paralyzing attack of laziness.

Dude, I was gonna take the trash, but then I had a lag attack. Now the goddamn house is filled with stog flys.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

moge

Short for Mogadishu, a shithole of a slum located on shit row in Somalia.

We should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. It's just a big shit shed anyway.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Sonoma County

A once cool county that has been destroyed.

Dude, I grew up here in Sonoma County, but now I have to leave on account of I cant find a house to buy that is worth a shit under 350,000 dollars. Also, my fucking taxes are so high on account of all the welfare and social services being doled out to illegal immigrants, that I really can't afford a house. Also, because my wife and I have a combined income of just over 70,000 dollars, we are considered rich by the scum that run the state, and our bank account is the shits because we have to support all these goddamn illegals.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

chig

v., To sexually harrass

Dude, quit chigging me. I'm not into bestiality you stigwashed fag attack.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

holy shinto

Japanese for "Holy Shit".

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004