Jaggo's definitions

trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.

Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.

Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

sho nuff

To, go ass out or all the way.

Dude, if I wasn't sho nuff, I would have never wrecked my faggish import car with all the mexican doodads on it such as a rear spoiler that will only work at speeds that I will never achieve.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004