Jaggo's definitions

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

moge

Short for Mogadishu, a shithole of a slum located on shit row in Somalia.

We should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. It's just a big shit shed anyway.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.

Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004