Definitions by Jaggo

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

shitkeeper by Jaggo March 23, 2004

shit holster 

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

shit holster by Jaggo March 23, 2004

long ass 

An increment of time, lengthy in nature.

After I ran over a herd of tree huggers, I served a long ass in Pelican Bay.

long ass by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

nutseeker by Jaggo March 23, 2004

stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.

Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.

stog by Jaggo March 23, 2004

moge 

Short for Mogadishu, a shithole of a slum located on shit row in Somalia.

We should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. It's just a big shit shed anyway.

moge by Jaggo March 23, 2004

off your shit 

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

off your shit by Jaggo March 22, 2004