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lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.
Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.
Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.
Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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moge

Short for Mogadishu, a shithole of a slum located on shit row in Somalia.
We should have just stigwashed the whole place with nukes. It's just a big shit shed anyway.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.
Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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holy shinto

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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sumfuck

An arrogant prick that needs dispensing.
Dude, Im gonna kick Sumfuck in the teeth.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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