Jacaranda's definitions

Coldplayed

The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.

Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."

They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.

Did you hear Jeffrey got Coldplayed at the Lakers game last night and now he's getting a divorce?

by Jacaranda July 19, 2025

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 6, 2021

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by Jacaranda December 6, 2006

Sichyashun

Situation. But in a Texan/Southern drawl.

I don't mean to put y'all in a difficult sichyashun, but I'll need your answer on the morrow.

by Jacaranda January 31, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021

spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"

I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.

by Jacaranda May 13, 2008

Zukk

A Zukk is a censored removal of prohibited content (most commonly nudity) off of Facebook.

It's short for "Zuckerberg" referring to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. He is seen as the "big brother" figure if the website, the all benevolent guiding hand that protects us all from lewd and unsavory content.

Having your prohibited content removed from Facebook is known as "getting Zukked."

It can also mean getting a temporary or permanent ban from the website for violating terms of service.

Don't show your nipples, or your photo will get the Zukk!

My friend got Zukked off Facebook for harassment.

by Jacaranda September 11, 2019