Jacaranda's definitions
In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Jacaranda March 12, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. by Jacaranda January 31, 2022
Get the Sichyashunmug. The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.
Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
by Jacaranda April 30, 2007
Get the stone cold nutsmug. Gakking is the act of getting laid out in a druggy haze. Typically from opioids, tranquilizers, or benzos.
You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.
You can Gak, get Gakked, Gak Out... but in any case, you are Gakking.
by Jacaranda March 26, 2020
Get the Gakkingmug. A Facebook group that exists mainly for the purpose of tagging it in a discussion thread as a form of meme communication.
For example, one of the earliest Tag Groups on Facebook was, 'This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure", which was born from the phenomenon of people who found it necessary to write a post about how they were mad and leaving a group. At which point, someone in the thread who knew about the tag group would put it on the discussion, prompting a laugh.
When you tag a group like that, Facebook puts the name of the group in bold, thus emphasizing its visual impact.
Therefore, users have added thousands and thousands of hilariously specific phrases as groups to the platform, giving the user lots of options of things to say in bold characters.
The bold name of the group is also a clickable link that takes you to the group, prompting more members and thus more taggers.
As mentioned before, the tag group mainly exists as a means for creating highlighted text in a discussion thread, however, some tag groups do become places of activity themselves.
For example, with "This is not an airport...", members who join the group will use it as a tag group, but then also screenshot hilarious examples of people rage-quitting other groups, and add it to the discussion timeline in the group for other members to enjoy and laugh at.
For example, one of the earliest Tag Groups on Facebook was, 'This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure", which was born from the phenomenon of people who found it necessary to write a post about how they were mad and leaving a group. At which point, someone in the thread who knew about the tag group would put it on the discussion, prompting a laugh.
When you tag a group like that, Facebook puts the name of the group in bold, thus emphasizing its visual impact.
Therefore, users have added thousands and thousands of hilariously specific phrases as groups to the platform, giving the user lots of options of things to say in bold characters.
The bold name of the group is also a clickable link that takes you to the group, prompting more members and thus more taggers.
As mentioned before, the tag group mainly exists as a means for creating highlighted text in a discussion thread, however, some tag groups do become places of activity themselves.
For example, with "This is not an airport...", members who join the group will use it as a tag group, but then also screenshot hilarious examples of people rage-quitting other groups, and add it to the discussion timeline in the group for other members to enjoy and laugh at.
by Jacaranda April 30, 2020
Get the Tag Groupmug. Sexual energy. Shakti is a word new age hippies use because they're too politically correct to just say they're horny.
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
Get the shaktimug. 
Get the curvy in all the right placesmug.