Jacaranda's definitions

Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.

Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!

by Jacaranda January 5, 2022

Cannabis

The point of this entry should really be this: That the word "Cannabis" is not slang at all. Instead it is the accepted botanical Genus name for the plant we know by so many other slang and colloquial terms: Hemp, Pot, Marijuana, Ganja, Weed, etc. etc. (Cannabis sps. sativa, indica, and ruderalis.)
Let the word Cannabis remind us that this indigenous herb, which the self-destructive dominator culture feels it needs to persecute so much, is in fact one of the many gifts from the abundant Earth... as natural as the clouds, the rain, the corn in the fields and all the many fruits of our gracious intelligent, and loving planet, Gaia.
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These here fields were planted with Cannabis during the Second World War to provide cheap, sustainable fiber.

by Jacaranda April 25, 2006

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?

Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.

They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Leab

(v.) To leave. But more specifically, to leave abruptly in a childish huff - often accompanied by a self-indulgent speech about how everyone around the "leaber" made them do it.

Chad told them they weren't worth his time anymore and that he was going to leab the group.

by Jacaranda March 22, 2019

stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.

When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.

by Jacaranda April 30, 2007