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backal

Of, or relating to, the back. Most commonly used as a reference to the presence of hair on the back. As in, "backal hair"
Eww look at all that backal hair on that dude.
by Jacaranda February 26, 2008
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Yard Bull

A railroad police officer. Often just referred to as a "Bull" by tramps, hobos, and graffiti artists. Their job is to secure rail yards and prevent theft from or damage to railroad property.
When riding the rails, you have to look out for the local Yard Bull.
by Jacaranda January 6, 2008
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Greeder

(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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Bet The House

To bet or wager the maximum amount possible. Usually offered as advice when a particularly juicy bet with good odds is offered.
Whoa, the spread on the Patriots game is only three points!?!? Bet the house!
by Jacaranda January 5, 2022
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Pibble

The name Pibble is what Furmoms use to refer to the Pit Bull dog breed. They prefer not to use the name Pit Bull because they feel it has undeserved negative connotations, and they crusade against persecution of the breed.

Their hope is that the word "Pibble" paints a gentler, kinder picture of the Pit Bull breed, even though hard evidence shows that the breed is responsible for 70% of dog attacks and maulings.
My Pibble is a doll, look at that sweet face. She hasn't mauled a baby in over a year.
by Jacaranda March 12, 2021
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chinger

A chinger is a telephone fraud device that mimics the frequency made by a pay telephone when money was dropped into it. Putting money in the coin slot caused a DTMF or Dual Tone Multi Frequency signal to be sent out to the central switching box which registered it and when enough money had been inserted into the phone would connect the call. The chinger could mimic that sound and thus produce the equivalent effect of dropping a quarter into the pay phone.

So basically, a chinger allowed the user to make unlimited free calls from certain pay phones. They could be made using a simple pocket electronic address book sold at Radio Shack, and replacing the chip inside to alter the output sound.

They were also known as "red boxes" but the name chinger probably referred to the chiming sound it made when mimicing a quarter drop.

Most modern pay phones no longer use the DTMF tones, rendering the chinger obsolete... but it was fun while it lasted!
by Jacaranda February 1, 2008
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stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.
by Jacaranda April 30, 2007
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