Jacaranda's definitions

moldy

Adj. Describes anything that is old, out of style or has fallen out of favor.

Classic rock is so moldy... why do people still listen to it?

by Jacaranda May 19, 2007

ras clot

One of several variations of Jamaican / Rasta vulgarities derived from bloodclot It is used as a catch-all swear word, often in the place of bullshit, fuck or shit and definitely has a negative connotation. All derivations come from the Jamaican view of women's menstrual blood as taboo and unsavory. See also bumbaclot

Come straight with me and don't give me any of that ras clot.

by Jacaranda November 19, 2007

French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.

Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.

by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

Sichyashun

Situation. But in a Texan/Southern drawl.

I don't mean to put y'all in a difficult sichyashun, but I'll need your answer on the morrow.

by Jacaranda January 31, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021

Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.

They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?

Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007