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Cannabis

The point of this entry should really be this: That the word "Cannabis" is not slang at all. Instead it is the accepted botanical Genus name for the plant we know by so many other slang and colloquial terms: Hemp, Pot, Marijuana, Ganja, Weed, etc. etc. (Cannabis sps. sativa, indica, and ruderalis.)
Let the word Cannabis remind us that this indigenous herb, which the self-destructive dominator culture feels it needs to persecute so much, is in fact one of the many gifts from the abundant Earth... as natural as the clouds, the rain, the corn in the fields and all the many fruits of our gracious intelligent, and loving planet, Gaia.
Show your support: Give a thumbs up and let the readers know that you feel the same way. Let's make this entry a social and political statement. =)
These here fields were planted with Cannabis during the Second World War to provide cheap, sustainable fiber.
by Jacaranda April 25, 2006
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Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.
You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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Joe Exotic

He's the man who unwittingly saved America during the Coronavirus outbreak of 2020.

The show Tiger King, which was about him and his exotic animal zoo in Oklahoma, aired on Netflix at the same time everyone was quarantined with COVID-19.

The show depicts the only thing more batshit crazy in America than the outbreak itself, thus giving Americans a sense of hope and normalcy.

As such, it became the main source of entertainment for many, and a major subject of social media discussions during the shutdown.
by Jacaranda March 27, 2020
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Sichyashun

I don't mean to put y'all in a difficult sichyashun, but I'll need your answer on the morrow.
by Jacaranda January 31, 2022
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spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"
I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.
by Jacaranda May 13, 2008
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SWF seeks SWM I am curvy in all the right places. I'm 5'4" and 275 lbs.
by Jacaranda October 29, 2009
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shakti

Sexual energy. Shakti is a word new age hippies use because they're too politically correct to just say they're horny.
When I look at you with your dreadlocks and smell your patchouli I feel Shakti energy.
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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