Jacaranda's definitions

Dreamspell

Some new-age bullshit interpretation of the Mayan calendar by a nit-wit named Jose Arguellas who thinks he's an incarnation of an ancient Mayan prophet or some shit. Basically he has a bunch of ignorant hippies thinking that the Mayans were cosmic alien galactic travelers and that the end of the world is coming in 2012. *sigh* When will people learn?

Hippie #1) What is your Dreamspell galactic signature?
Hippie #2) Blue Magnetic Eagle
Skeptic #1) Hey you air heads - you realize the Mayans never used that new age mumbo-jumbo terminology right?

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

fe

A conjunction word used in Jamaican slang often in the place of "of"

Me say mon, I and I tired fe smoke weed in da bush. Legalize it.

by Jacaranda February 18, 2007

French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.

Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.

by Jacaranda November 7, 2021

ras clot

One of several variations of Jamaican / Rasta vulgarities derived from bloodclot It is used as a catch-all swear word, often in the place of bullshit, fuck or shit and definitely has a negative connotation. All derivations come from the Jamaican view of women's menstrual blood as taboo and unsavory. See also bumbaclot

Come straight with me and don't give me any of that ras clot.

by Jacaranda November 19, 2007

shakti

Sexual energy. Shakti is a word new age hippies use because they're too politically correct to just say they're horny.

When I look at you with your dreadlocks and smell your patchouli I feel Shakti energy.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

Zukk

A Zukk is a censored removal of prohibited content (most commonly nudity) off of Facebook.

It's short for "Zuckerberg" referring to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook. He is seen as the "big brother" figure if the website, the all benevolent guiding hand that protects us all from lewd and unsavory content.

Having your prohibited content removed from Facebook is known as "getting Zukked."

It can also mean getting a temporary or permanent ban from the website for violating terms of service.

Don't show your nipples, or your photo will get the Zukk!

My friend got Zukked off Facebook for harassment.

by Jacaranda September 11, 2019

Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan

"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar

by Jacaranda March 12, 2021