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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.
Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
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brownout

Uh-oh! I gotta brownout over here!
Well, thanks for letting us know, Nostradamus.
by Intelligence001 December 27, 2016
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Ignoramus

A total idiot. For instance, looking up "stupid" in the dictionary cuz you don't know what it means.
You are an ignoramus.
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
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QAnon

What seems to be an internet-based cult of crackpots who apparently believe that Trump is God, and that he's fighting the "cabal" or the "deep state," or some BS like that. From the looks of it, they also espouse the religious belief that he's fighting a blatantly nonexistent "Satanic" pedophile ring made of people who don't agree with him, as opposed to just admitting he's not that great of a person. Seems to have been started by someone going by Q, who's claiming to be an insider for the government, or maybe a massive troll. These assholes take their beliefs seriously enough to flat out attack people or even try to commit murder in broad daylight, and then claim they're fighting for some fake utopia. Yeah, humanity's digging its own grave for sure.
Guy 1: Hey, hear about Larry? Apparently, he shot his neighbor and ran over her husband because he thought they were part of the "cabal"
Guy 2: Must have been QAnon.
Guy 1: Yeah, he drank that Q-Laid pretty fast.
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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fingersnap of doom

A fingersnap that can, will, and probably has, turn half of the universe's life forms into dust.
Shit! The giant angry grape man is gonna do the fingersnap of doom!
by Intelligence001 April 26, 2019
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