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Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.
by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016
mugGet the Faithmug.

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020
mugGet the Jumper cablesmug.

whatsamatta

"What's the matter" in a heavy New England accent. Often used mockingly by Southies attempting to instigate a fight.
Whatsamatta with you? If you want I fight, I give you aune.
by Intelligence001 February 13, 2020
mugGet the whatsamattamug.

the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.
Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.
by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023
mugGet the the force is femalemug.

tetraphobia

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.
In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.
by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016
mugGet the tetraphobiamug.

lost his marbles

Having gone totally nuts. Or, turned irrevocably stupid.
Yeah, Simmons thought there were frog people in his closet pilfering all his socks. I'm telling you, he's lost his marbles!
by Intelligence001 February 11, 2021
mugGet the lost his marblesmug.

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