Intelligence001's definitions

Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016

Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016

delete

The button that only Hillary Clinton can properly use, much to everyone else's disapproval.

Clinton will be the first F president. (that was meant to say female, but someone decided to delete the emale! jajajajajaja!)

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

Sweet Roll

Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll?

by Intelligence001 July 17, 2016

Red Bull

A drink that does nothing the commercials say.

Red Bull (doesn't) give you wiiiings!

by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016

green

Not a creative color.

Green is not a creative color

by Intelligence001 July 19, 2016

Arrow

Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2016