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by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
Get the Q-Laid mug.Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
Get the miles gloriosus mug.1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
Get the Windmill mug.That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
Get the Personal Finance mug.A mad scientist from the Mary Shelley novel of the same name who created a beast out of several human body parts recovered from a cemetery. Contrary to popular belief, the monster in question is not named Frankenstein. In fact, the creature isn't named at all.
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception held by all truly stupid people."
by Intelligence001 March 11, 2017
Get the Frankenstein mug.A Scottish person. They are known for being belligerent, foul-mouthed, and would happily say yes to a whisky.
by Intelligence001 March 13, 2017
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