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That which you should not define on this site.

Stop defining your name on Urban Dictionary, dammit. The editors already have enough work to do.

by Intelligence001 January 06, 2017

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miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019

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February 30th

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Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*

by Intelligence001 June 05, 2016

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flopsy

A type of scam in which one pretends to have been hit by a person's vehicle in order to squeeze some money out of the driver, usually in court or in the form of insurance payouts.

Guy 1: So, hahe's da plan. I pretend da car hit me, and we take da drivah ta court, and we sue him till we got all da money in his account. Sound good?
Guy 2: Ah, a flopsy. ...Ah, fuhgettaboutit. He probably gotta dash cam.

by Intelligence001 June 23, 2020

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