114 definitions by Intelligence001
He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.
by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016
The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
by Intelligence001 September 6, 2019
Steven. Women belong in the kitchen.
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?
Greg: Yeah, you might need to work on that habit of mysogyny. You might get slapped. Know what I'm saying?
by Intelligence001 June 19, 2016
A yandere is a character, usually female, who harbors powerful affections for another person to the point of either being jealous, aggressive, controlling, or downright insane and violent to the point of killing anyone(usually also female) that looks at their supposed love interest. Typically used to refer to anime/manga characters, but there are similar cases in the real world. (at least according to 2chan)
Basically, a yandere is a word you should run away from really fast. You may not live long enough to run, but you will live long enough to try.
by Intelligence001 November 6, 2016
by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019
The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
A person who intentionally acts like an asshole on the internet for his/her own entertainment. Derived from descriptions of creatures of Scandinavian folklore, who would lead people to their death, insanity, or otherwise cause a total social breakdown.
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016