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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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hovercraft

A large vehicle designed to "float" over water or land through means of pushing large amounts of air underneath it. Often infested with eels.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
by Intelligence001 May 17, 2020
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Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.
Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.
by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016
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Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023
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Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.
Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...
by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016
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punch of kill everything

A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
The only use the Punch of Kill Everything has is making a swimming pool
by Intelligence001 August 7, 2019
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the reaper

A being you shouldn't fear. He'll take you on to a better place when the end comes.
Seasons don't fear the reaper,
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...
by Intelligence001 November 20, 2020
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