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#

The pound key on old phones, as well as being the shorthand symbol for numbers. Also known as hashtags by poorly educated young males and females.
Uneducated guy: Yo i found a #hashtag symbol on a phone from like the 90s! like, twitter wasnt even invented back, so why they need a hashtag?
Intelligent person: Are you a special kind of retard or what?
by Intelligence001 April 4, 2017
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mail buoy watch

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.
Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.
by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016
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smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.
I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.
by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017
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soup store

A store in which one, well, buys soup. Often mistaken for a clothing store.
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?
by Intelligence001 July 26, 2019
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the reaper

A being you shouldn't fear. He'll take you on to a better place when the end comes.
Seasons don't fear the reaper,
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...
by Intelligence001 November 20, 2020
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selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.
Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.
by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022
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homophobia

Homophobia? Fresh out of the horse's anus.
by Intelligence001 June 20, 2016
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