rock salt

What to load into a shotgun if you don't want to kill someone, but you still want it to hurt.

John, remember that you only need to load the gun with rock salt if you want to hurt them, not kill them.

by Intelligence001 March 31, 2021

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

bad day

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.

All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

by Intelligence001 January 19, 2020

homophobe

A person who lives in constant fear that gay men will treat them the way they treat women, in addition to being in constant dread that lesbians treat women better than they do.

Tattoo shop customer: I'd like a tattoo of the bible verse that forbids homosexuality.
Tattoo artist: Sorry, we don't service the common homophobe here. We're going to have to ask you to leave and never come onto this street again.

by Intelligence001 August 04, 2016

k

Exactly what you do NOT reply to a long, heartfelt message sent over ANYTHING.

Maurice: *reads heartfelt message from girlfriend, replies k*
Girlfriend: *texting* Go fuck yourself.

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

Big red button

DON'T PRESS IT!!!!

Hey, what's this big red button do- OH SHIT RUN!!! *nuclear explosion*

by Intelligence001 July 13, 2016

Brie Larson

An actress. She was in Captain Marvel, playing the titular character. People really hate her for some weird reason.

"Bruh, that's the 50th time TODAY that you've bitched and moaned about Brie Larson! She lives rent free in your head; watch something else!"
"NO! I have to hate Brie Larson 24/7 or I'll DIE!"
"Wow, what a loser."

by Intelligence001 September 17, 2023