Intelligence001's definitions

Name

That which you should not define on this site.

Stop defining your name on Urban Dictionary, dammit. The editors already have enough work to do.

by Intelligence001 January 6, 2017

soup store

A store in which one, well, buys soup. Often mistaken for a clothing store.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?

by Intelligence001 July 26, 2019

punch of kill everything

A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.

The only use the Punch of Kill Everything has is making a swimming pool

by Intelligence001 August 7, 2019

urban dictionary

You're looking at it right now.

You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.

by Intelligence001 June 2, 2016

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

Bread

Raw toast.

put the bread in the toaster

by Intelligence001 July 16, 2016