by Intelligence001 August 10, 2016
A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
He who will never notice you. It doesn't matter how many friends you have, where you work, what you do at home, how many Valentine's Day cards you give him, or even how many people you kill. HE WON'T NOTICE YOU.
by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016
Literally a flying fist punch to the face from a Boiler Technician. Used as a welcome-in joke used on n00b soldiers in the navy.
by Intelligence001 July 09, 2016
1: A large building that houses a contraption with a large set of sails that are spun around by wind, either to move a grindstone for processing grain, or a turbine to generate electricity.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
2: A threat that doesn't exist. Derived from Don Quixote, who attacked a windmill with a lance thinking it was a giant.
"I would your worship take notice," replied Sancho, "that those you see yonder are no giants, but windmills; and what seem arms to you, are sails; which being turned with the wind, make the millstone work."
by Intelligence001 January 12, 2023
A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 24, 2020