GlazeHer's definitions

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

I've had better

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.

He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"

by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.

Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

inglutients

Ingredients that include gluten

Oh man, these chips are really good, but check out the inglutients!

by GlazeHer June 30, 2016

gargashian

A woman's gargantuan gash between her legs.

Yo, that Bitch has one gorgeous gargashian!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016