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snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep
The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.
by GlazeHer August 24, 2016
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opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.
Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.
by GlazeHer March 8, 2016
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south bro row

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes
it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day
by GlazeHer August 24, 2016
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work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on
Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"
by GlazeHer July 5, 2015
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whorganized

when one finally organizes their whores so they don't confuse them
so many whores, so little time, but I put some hours in last night and am finally whorganized!
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
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hydrogash

My lady gets so wet, it's as if she has a hydrogash!
by GlazeHer March 14, 2017
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lottho

When someone visiting a whore house for the first time, feels as if they won the lottery.
Guy 1: "Holy shit dude, there are a ton of Hos up in this bitch!"
Guy 2: "Right? It's as if we won the lottery!"
Guy 1: "You mean, the LottHO!"
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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