GlazeHer's definitions

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

mothia

A mafia consisting of moths.

When Sally turned the patio light on, all of the moths swarmed as if they were a mafia out to get their mark!

"Holy flying bugs, it's a mothia!!"

by GlazeHer June 23, 2025

hugburn

When someone with face stubble hugs someone else tightly while rubbing their face against the other person's body part

May: "Why is the right side of your face red?"
Ann: "My Boo likes to rub his stubble on me when we hug."
May: "Oh, I can relate! I like to call that the hugburn."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

gashed out

When someone has had so much consecutive sex, they don't want to see another vagina for at least a day.

Dude, I am so gashed out! My girl and I have been getting it in non-stop since she got back into town two nights ago.

by GlazeHer March 10, 2014

baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014

breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015