GlazeHer's definitions

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

i've had enough

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.

Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016