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opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

by GlazeHer December 2, 2015

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bangcheck

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".

Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.

by GlazeHer March 27, 2013

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single for life

the opposite of getting married

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 4, 2016

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