GlazeHer's definitions

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

bangcheck

When two people who have plans to bang, decide to take a rain check, resulting in a "bangcheck".

Yo baby, let's take a bangcheck and meet up tomorrow.

by GlazeHer March 26, 2013

I'm 40

When you finally turn 40 and there is no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy.... I'm 40, nice.

I live at the beach with my dog, work from home, and I got 99 problems but age ain't one... I'm 40 yo!

by GlazeHer October 15, 2021

south bro row

what a row of desks in an office setting is called that only contains dudes

it's hard to focus on t his conference call when south bro row gets to giggling like school girls about fantasy football, cartoons, or whatever else they are in to that day

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

twoderful

When two wonderful people combine their wonderfulness

I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together..... it's a twoderful experience.

by GlazeHer June 24, 2017

cross cuntry

Someone who travels across country to penetrate as many cunts as possible.

I quit my job so I could travel cross cuntry with the hottest bitches around!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

opooportunity

When one who has to defecate has an opportunity to relieve themselves after waiting for a period of time.

Brad had to shit for an hour but because he was at his girlfriend's parent's anniversary party, he couldn't find the right opooportunity until the old folks retired for the evening, then he let the floodgates open.

by GlazeHer March 8, 2016