GlazeHer's definitions

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

assorgine

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

sportsmantit

When a lady has so much sportsmanship, that she crawls to third base when her tit falls out and she keeps going.

Kara and her top fell down during wiffle ball as she ran from second then crawled to third base. Now that was some sportsmantit! I felt like I made a home run myself.

by GlazeHer June 28, 2015

ugh, who cares

A valid, common response to anything that no one intelligent gives a shit about.

OMG, did you see her dye job?
Ugh, who cares!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017