GlazeHer's definitions

whoregret

Regret felt by a whore.

I banged one two many randoms last night, I have so much whoregret.

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

signifitent

A significant tent.

we went camping last night & it was def signifitent.

by GlazeHer August 9, 2016

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

ugh, who cares

A valid, common response to anything that no one intelligent gives a shit about.

OMG, did you see her dye job?
Ugh, who cares!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

don't hurry be crappy

Similar to the saying don't worry be happy, but realizing the world is fucked & sometimes less is more.

When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

single for life

the opposite of getting married

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016