GlazeHer's definitions

bbq bean queen

A chick who consumes so many free beans from a bbq pot, that they are no doubt the queen.

After six cups of free beans, I know my gurl is the bbq bean queen!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

baby beard

When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard

When I told my man I liked facial hair, he decided to let it grow but all I see is a baby beard!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

polidicks

similar to politics, only referring to the governance of dick experiences one may encounter in their lifetime.

Buffy felt so overwhelmed by the polidicks she had to deal with, she decided to join the independick party and cut out all the bullshit.

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

shellfist

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

urban word

a word one uses that is not an actual English defined/recognized word, but according to Urban Dictionary, is legit.

I don't understand kids these days & their lack of properly defined vocabulary... but I keep hearing each is an urban word, therefore, totally acceptable. I feel so old.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

signifitent

A significant tent.

we went camping last night & it was def signifitent.

by GlazeHer August 9, 2016