lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.
John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
mugGet the lady snoresmug.

nutastick

My man's load all over my tits last night was nothing short of nutastick!
by GlazeHer April 29, 2015
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opportunkitty

An opportunity to get some pussy, using "kitty" to describe that good-good.
I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
by GlazeHer July 23, 2016
mugGet the opportunkittymug.
When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.
To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.
by GlazeHer June 30, 2016
mugGet the License Plate Translationmug.

submission under review

The suspenseful auto-response one receives via email from Urban Dictionary after reviewing and confirming a brilliant addition!
Me: "Hey yo, you submit that hilarious word we made up last night to Urban Dictionary yet?"
You: "Yes, but I haven't received anything after I responded to the infamous "submission under review" auto-reply. Kinda hoping the editors keep me hanging then in 3-5 days I receive a "was published!" email and relive our genius all over again!
by GlazeHer May 09, 2014
mugGet the submission under reviewmug.

glorwhorefied

A whore who one glorifies in their mind or when telling a story of their expedition
My bro went to a whore house last weekend and he totally glorwhorefied his experience with a thick broad.
by GlazeHer August 22, 2016
mugGet the glorwhorefiedmug.

stay at home

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.
The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!
by GlazeHer March 27, 2020
mugGet the stay at homemug.