GlazeHer's definitions

nutastick

A fantastic nut bust

My man's load all over my tits last night was nothing short of nutastick!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015

arithmedick

Used to count how many penises one has encountered in their lifetime.

Betty used arithmedick to count the number of cocks she penetrated during Spring Break.

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

stay at home

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.

The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!

by GlazeHer March 27, 2020

lots of meat

what someone eats while traveling through the Southwest.

I had lots of meat while in Texas, everything is bigger... including my shits!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

robzy

Wearing your robe all day, maintaining a cozy state.

It rained all day so we stayed robzy on the couch with movies and cocktails.

by GlazeHer March 3, 2016

License Plate Translation

When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.

To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.

by GlazeHer June 30, 2016

submission under review

The suspenseful auto-response one receives via email from Urban Dictionary after reviewing and confirming a brilliant addition!

Me: "Hey yo, you submit that hilarious word we made up last night to Urban Dictionary yet?"
You: "Yes, but I haven't received anything after I responded to the infamous "submission under review" auto-reply. Kinda hoping the editors keep me hanging then in 3-5 days I receive a "was published!" email and relive our genius all over again!

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014