GlazeHer's definitions

give and let give

As the saying "live and let live", this one is for those who give head and get upset when they hear their ex has done the same.

Me: "I heard she gave him head last night, what a tramp!"
You: "Dude, give and let give... she's gone."
Me: " Ugh, I never got that treatment."
You: "What did you expect when you banged her Mom?"
Me: "A threesome?"

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 8, 2017

get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

bronever

When someone refuses to ever act like a bro.

I vow to never act like a frat boy, that shit will bronever happen!

by GlazeHer March 6, 2020

i've had enough

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014