194 definitions by GlazeHer
When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.
me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"
by GlazeHer October 6, 2015
My boss is such an asshole, but I have to tolerape his treatment in order to continue to move up the corporate latter. Ugh!
by GlazeHer January 9, 2017
him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
by GlazeHer June 8, 2015
When an animal with a cone around its neck is straight cone locked up in that prison that makes them lose their dignity & equilibrium.
I can tell Tunez isn't herself since the surgery, that shit around her neck has her straight cone locked up!
by GlazeHer October 11, 2017
by GlazeHer January 29, 2015
I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016