194 definitions by GlazeHer
I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
by GlazeHer March 16, 2016
Sally decided to become independick when she met John, mostly because he was always down to visit pound town.
by GlazeHer June 10, 2015
Can't wait for poker night, I know when to show them and when to fold them, but I am hoping to ho and tell if you know what I mean!
by GlazeHer January 31, 2016
by GlazeHer July 2, 2014
worker: "Man, I just found out they are sending me to Dallas next week."
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"
by GlazeHer May 28, 2014
Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
by GlazeHer April 8, 2016
When you quarantine yourself at Kara's beach condo, stocked with plenty of grub, toilet paper, sanitizer, couch time, Netflix and your awesome Boston Terrier.
Man, I've been in Karantine due to COVID-19 since the Governor of Cali put us on a "stay at home" order. Our beaches and boardwalks are closed, thank goodness cannabis is legal!
by GlazeHer March 26, 2020