Definitions by GerthPaul

dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.

Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.

dicktocks by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

lewd paul 

An OG who gets confused for a chomo but he’s actually a really hard guy.

Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.

lewd paul by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.

Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.

for smearing by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

donulatory 

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”

Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

donulatory by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

lipitor squid 

A new generation of teens that are all highly addicted to the prescription drug(s) Lipitor and/or Glipizide.

Rapunzel and all his little homeboys are such Lipitor Squids.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.

lipitor squid by GerthPaul December 4, 2020

guys! 

An exclamation of excitement or enthusiasm.

-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.

guys! by GerthPaul December 3, 2020

butt stench cove 

A mythological place where BBW guys go to perform rituals and do simultaneous chants.

The Seventh Annual BBW Guys Ball took place again at Butt Stench Cove this year. From miles away you could smell their filthy buttocks and hear them simultaneously chanting at the same time.

butt stench cove by GerthPaul November 24, 2020