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SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Guffaw

The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.

Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.

Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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horraceous

Absolutely horrendous, putrid, awful. Often used to describe feces and fecal related activites.
Big Sook dropped somethin horraceous after the guys enjoyed their Goulash.

Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.

Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”
Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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Pontificus

An expression said when one is most thoughtful in regards to PC terms; Sensitive to gender norms.
“Say Pontificus if u Woke!”

“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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bull pecan

Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.

The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.

When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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