GerthPaul's definitions

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

fepswillian

Adverb; describing an action or event that’s very special or cool.

Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!

Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?

Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!

by GerthPaul October 29, 2020

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.

Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.

by GerthPaul December 13, 2022

winçul

Bay Area slang term for penis.

Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.

Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”

Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

pêking

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.

Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020