GerthPaul's definitions

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

fepswillian

Adverb; describing an action or event that’s very special or cool.

Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!

Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?

Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!

by GerthPaul October 29, 2020

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”

Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

pêking

Synonymous to fucking as in “fucking cool” or “fucking sweet.” Usually spoken in the northwest.

Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.

The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

buttocks oobleck

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.

Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)

I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020