The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
Get the FirstWipemug. “He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Ranktocksmug. Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
Get the dicks on the wallmug. Pablo had so much buttix romulin that the guys smelt him from his car.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Get the buttix romulinmug. A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.
"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the Guys or Not Guysmug. “Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the lickbatmug. Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
Get the Bull-pekingmug.