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smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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dicktime

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.
by GerthPaul January 8, 2020
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for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.
Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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donulatory

Donations based; up for grabs. The opposite of when something is strictly “for smearing.”
Yo we’re those QP’s w/ cheese on that Goyum’s hood his or were they donulatory?

Pesbin asked if GDB’s Romulin was donulatory or for smearing.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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rewitch

Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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