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Ranktocks

Awful smelling buttocks;

Extra stinky buttocks (noun)
“He had such bad ranktocks- it smelt like a wilted squid crawled up his anus and died!”
“Bro- I was wondering why my car smelled like straight ranktocks and I remembered I had given that guy who smelled like he soiled himself with stool a ride to the store last week.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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FirstWipe

The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.

Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.

Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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lewd paul

An OG who gets confused for a chomo but he’s actually a really hard guy.
Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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lickbat

Someone who’s annoying but at the same time your friend.
“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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Guys or Not Guys

A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.

ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.

"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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dicktocks

When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
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BBW Guy

Or “BBW dude”: A plus sized man.
“He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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