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Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
Get the smearhead mug.My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
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Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
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“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Pontificus mug.When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the Rewipe mug.Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
Get the lewd paul mug.When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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