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Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the FreeForm mug.A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)
He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!
by GerthPaul November 4, 2019
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Get the squelchtocks mug.Olivius’s buttocks were so fepswillian stinky that the guys got so pumped!
Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?
Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
Did you guys huff any of that fepswillian Jenkem?
Yo, the homeboy Rude Prince is fepswillian Woke AF for posting that selfie!
by GerthPaul October 29, 2020
Get the fepswillian mug.When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
Get the frosting the perimeter mug.A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
Get the buttix hemoglobulin mug.Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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