Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 06, 2020
Get the lewd paulmug. “Say Pontificus if u Woke!”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the Pontificusmug. Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the FreeFormmug. When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the Rewipemug. Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Get the winçentmug. My dad always gets pissed off when he picks up a seemingly unopened soda off the counter just to discover I had been meef sucking at it all morning.
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
I don’t mind that Pesbin likes to savor his drinks, but the slurping is so annoying when he’s meef sucking!
by GerthPaul September 27, 2020
Get the meef suckmug. Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020
Get the hummus boimug.