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When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the grundling mug.Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Get the winçul mug.Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
Get the Bull-peking mug.When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Get the Rewipe mug.A common Bay Area homestyled dish. Made rotisserie style with full squids.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Can also used to describe someone who is woke AF and very sensitive to gender norms.
Aye bluh, you try that boy Meekus’s rotisserie squid? That squid was on fleek!
Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
Meagan was a straight up rotisserie squid when she didn’t assume that transgenders gender who was clearly a man dressing up as a woman.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Get the rotisserie squid mug.The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.
Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.
Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.
Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the Guffaw mug.When a man has explosively violent diahorrea and the majority of it ends of splattered on the sides of the bowl, as opposed to going straight down the hatch.
“Bro, I straight frosted that perimeter!”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
“Couple of the OGs admired all the splatter after the young buck was done fully frosting the perimeter.”
“Couple of the guys noticed Boris had frosted the perimeter something fierce and complimented him for being woke.”
by GerthPaul November 16, 2022
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