Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
“He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Olivius looked so pêking woke when he showed the guys how smooth his balls were.
The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.
The guys wanted to pick up some hot chicks so they shaved their pêking winçuls right alongside one another.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 06, 2020
Often done to prepare oneself to frost the perimeter, before one drops a messy pile of stool towards the hatch. Respectable men will always accost a perimeter before they frost it.
I could hear Boris accosting that perimeter for like 10 minutes before I actually heard stool splashing into the bowl!
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
Before perimeter is frosted, perimeter must be accosted!
Aggressive men waited outside of the communal restroom, ready to accost the perimeter one by one.
The perimeter was accosted multiple times by a large amount of guys.
The perimeter was accosted by three gang members in the public restroom.
by GerthPaul December 01, 2022