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bulbous

When one of the guys super glues his peehole so that his winsul inflates like a balloon. Often a sign of royalty in certain regions. A bulbous is meant to be prepped and maintained to keep the pleasant physical appearance.
Gorbachev asked his homies what was the best spot for glue and supplies because he was prepping his bulbous.

Pubey Anferne rolled up to the party with a fat forsaken bulbous. All the girls could tell he was regal AF.

Skimpy Louie just popped his bulbous and was running to Walmart for more supplies.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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stanktocks

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.
After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.
by GerthPaul March 23, 2016
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bull pecan

Synonymous with bull-peking- when something is woke AF or respected gentleman think that it is woke.
My homeboy Yooker Steve was so bull pecan woke for saying guys ten times in a row.

The homeboy Lucozia pulled up to the smear spot with his papier covered in skidmarks and his buttix all chafed and rashy.

When my homeboy Pic n' Pac showed up to the party with pierogis i told him he was bull pecan guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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winçul

Bay Area slang term for penis.
Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.

Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
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Bull-peking

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.
Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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Guys or Not Guys

A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.

ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.

"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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lickbat

Someone who’s annoying but at the same time your friend.
“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
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