GerthPaul's definitions
A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)
I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
Get the buttix hemoglobulinmug. The moment Igor pulled down his dungarees at the fair all of the guys noticed he had a bullpegging guffaw.
Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.
Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
Gulab asked the boys if he's measuring does he get to count the length of his longer wicz or add the lengths of both up and divide by two for the average since he has a guffaw.
Gurptal only hung around other guys with stinking guffaws.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Get the Guffawmug. When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Get the grundlingmug. “He dress sharp for a BBW guy!”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
“His buttocks barely stink for a BBW guy!”
“I was trying to listen to the speaker but I could hardly hear with a room full of grunting BBW guys.”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Get the BBW Guymug. When a guys cock is growing out of his anus Causing the fecus to come out the sides in a cylindrical form like a plato/pasta maker. Millennial women prefer this to normal dick/buttocks combo.
Milgred preferred guys with stinky dicktocks to regular cock and balls.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
Müsely was always stunting his fat dicktocks to all the guys at the party.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
Get the dicktocksmug. Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Get the winçulmug. Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.
That stew was bull-peking guys.
My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
Get the Bull-pekingmug.