49 definitions by GerthPaul
Olga’s baby winçul was covered in schlem after he tried to clean the smear off of it.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
Mavis told the guys that he thought they all had pretty sweet winçuls.
by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Neither liquid nor solid stool- more so a unique combination of a variety of soft chunks of stool that may sink or float above the hatch.
"Me and my boys all had straight up FreeForm after we hit Taco Bell for Fourth Meal. My homeboy Augustus dropped something purely horraceous and all of the guys standing in line were commenting on how woke he was."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
"Pubis was very well respected for the consistency of his FreeForm. He never had a solid loaf."
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
by GerthPaul November 25, 2020
Likvis is always PC’d up cuz they think he be like lewd Paul, but he’s actually really fecking hard.
by GerthPaul December 6, 2020
The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.
Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
When you wipe your anus because you have a feeling there is leftover feces from your last droppings.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
A rewipe is often performed a few hours after one has made scat.
We didn't hear any flush from the stall when Rotilius went in, so we knew he was hitting that rewipe again.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
Consuelas asshole is often very itchy and untidy, she's always rewiping behind her desk.
Pygmalion told the boys he had to go rewipe because he could feel hella crap smeared in his boxers.
The homeboy Uterus always carries around a fresh roll of TP for convenient rewipes.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
Big Sook dropped somethin horraceous after the guys enjoyed their Goulash.
Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
Gimpy Todd was known to leave horraceous piles of stool around the office whenever he had visitation.
Baby Guppy always looked up to the larger men for tips to make his stool smell more horraceous.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023