Definitions by GAWII

dee jay 

Alternative spelling of DJ, used by morons that are unaware DJ is an abbreviation of disc jockey, and for some reason believe the "word" needs to be spelled out phonetically.

Did you read about dee jay ahy em?

You mean DJ AM, you moron? Of course I have! He's a legend!

dee jay by GAWII April 26, 2009

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

warmth 

Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?

warmth by GAWII March 2, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

Victoria's Secret by GAWII March 1, 2009

General William T. Sherman

Hero of the US Civil War. Best known for his march through Georgia, where he gave the rebel south exactly what it fucking deserved.

Have you heard the song "Marching Through Georgia"? It commemorates the brave hero General William T. Sherman.

General William T. Sherman by GAWII February 12, 2009

The Producers 

The Producers was at first a film made by Mel Brooks. Then they made a Broadway musical based on the film. Then they made a film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.

One can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a NEW Broadway musical based on the film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.

The Producers? Which one? I think there's about a dozen now.

The Producers by GAWII January 23, 2009

John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?

John McCain by GAWII October 18, 2008