GAWII's definitions

midwife

A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.

While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.

"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."

by GAWII May 31, 2013

Bindi

A decorative dot placed on a woman's forehead.

Meant as a bullseye for a man to aim the money shot.

Bindis make a facial so much easier.

by GAWII July 31, 2013

teevee

TV spelled out phonetically. Used by morons who apparently aren't aware that TV isn't a word, it's an abbreviation for the word television.

"On your paper here, you wrote "teevee". Why did you spell it that way?"
"Herp derp isn't that how it's spelled?"
"(facepalm)...No. It's just spelled TV. The letter T, then the letter V. That's it."

by GAWII September 11, 2012

RENT

A play about a bunch of self-obsessed jackasses who whine about not having any money for food, heat, or rent while simultaneously whining about how they're too good to get jobs to support themselves. The supposed 'villain' of the play is the one guy who goes out, gets a job and--get this--has the nerve to SELL the building that they live in just because they haven't paid their rent in a year and they've turned the building into a drug distribution center/whorehouse/flophouse for the homeless, even though he was only letting them stay there at drastically reduced rent out of the goodness of his heart and for the sake of their friendship.

This play is very popular with young, pretentious assholes.

Have you seen RENT? It's life changing.

Yeah I saw it. Since when is getting a job and using protection during sex a bad thing?

by GAWII October 21, 2010

spit or swallow

To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.

Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?

Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?

Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!

by GAWII May 25, 2008

John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?

by GAWII October 18, 2008

warmth

Euphemism for the constant buzzing and hissing heard on vinyl records.

Used by fans of vinyl, who claim this distortion makes records sound better than CDs; which sound too "clean".

Vinyl Fan: Here let me put on this record, then you'll understand. (Record starts playing) Do you hear the warmth?
Normal Guy: Warmth? I just hear a bunch of hissing under the music. Why is that better than a CD?

by GAWII March 2, 2009