GAWII's definitions

General William T. Sherman

Hero of the US Civil War. Best known for his march through Georgia, where he gave the rebel south exactly what it fucking deserved.

Have you heard the song "Marching Through Georgia"? It commemorates the brave hero General William T. Sherman.

by GAWII February 12, 2009

Marine

Infantry grunts for the Navy.

The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".

Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.

Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?

by GAWII May 8, 2008

stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.

Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.

by GAWII May 25, 2008

Ballah

The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.

One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.

by GAWII May 4, 2021

Muricaball

1. A slang term for American Football.

2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.

There is no such thing as "soccer". There's football and muricaball.

by GAWII April 19, 2013

Kiki challenge

see ghost riding.

The kiki challenge is just ghost riding.

by GAWII August 12, 2018

Davidson

A small town in Michigan, which happens to be the true hometown of Michael Moore; despite his claims that he is from Flint. In reality Flint Michigan is roughly as far away from Davidson as South Central is from Beverly Hills.

Davidson is a small town in Michigan. People tend to clam up when asked about Michael Moore.

by GAWII August 6, 2008