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Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
by GAWII March 24, 2009
Get the Bloomingdale'smug. by GAWII March 1, 2009
Get the Victoria's Secretmug. An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
by GAWII April 26, 2014
Get the Goblin cummug. Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
by GAWII May 8, 2008
Get the Marinemug. Hero of the US Civil War. Best known for his march through Georgia, where he gave the rebel south exactly what it fucking deserved.
Have you heard the song "Marching Through Georgia"? It commemorates the brave hero General William T. Sherman.
by GAWII February 12, 2009
Get the General William T. Shermanmug. Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.
by GAWII May 25, 2008
Get the stump jumpermug. Why do guys like us know what a duvet is? Is this necessary to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?
by GAWII March 9, 2008
Get the duvetmug.