Eddy's definitions

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.

Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!

by Eddy July 3, 2005

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

Iron Butterfly Plus

Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt.

While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to give her some extra stimulation in the ass. That's the plus in the iron butterfly plus!

by Eddy April 22, 2007

Dragonball Z

1) one of the most popular animes ever created
2) possibly the most over-rated anime ever created
3) an anime that isn't as good as people make it out to be, whether it be dubbed or subbed
4) a show that has been replayed to death
5) an okay anime but nowhere near as good as Rurouni Kenshin or Cowboy Bebop

If I see the frickin' Buu Saga one more time I'm going to crack.

by Eddy October 21, 2003