Bungaholic

Like assoholic, someone who is obsessed with ass.

Don't let him get behind you, he's a bungaholic!

by Eddy April 22, 2007

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy July 29, 2007

conlang

A language that has been constructed, such as Klingon or Esperanto.

His hobbies include making conlangs.

by Eddy April 20, 2003

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 05, 2007

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 05, 2007