Eddy's definitions

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Carbon Credits

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

by Eddy August 5, 2007

Toilet Paper Diploma

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.

Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

WinterPegged

Derogatory term for the city of Winnipeg, MB, Canada.

Where are you headed in February?

WinterPegged...

JEEESUS! What did you do to get punished like that?

by Eddy August 12, 2007

Wallet

What a gold digger looks for, a sugar daddy. The bigger the better and richer.

Slang for rich person supporting their object of affection.

Yah... I know I'm just a wallet for my gold digging whore, but she's damn good in bed so I'll keep her around for now.

by Eddy August 22, 2007

Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

by Eddy April 30, 2007

Texas Bullseye

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

by Eddy May 18, 2007