Eddy's definitions

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

overrated

see PlayStation 2 and Dragonball Z

by Eddy October 22, 2003

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

doctor proctor

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

by Eddy October 13, 2006

Bombay Lightning

Unknown source of ignition.

It's a mystery how that house burnt down. Must of been Bombay Lightning!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

m@o@lûmo-

A notoriously dificult prefix to translate, it basically means curvy and attractively plump.

@ is a bilabial click, and ÔÔ is pharyngealized.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

conlang

A language that has been constructed, such as Klingon or Esperanto.

His hobbies include making conlangs.

by Eddy April 20, 2003