Eddy's definitions

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

by Eddy August 5, 2007

the one

The person who is supposed to be able to defeat the agents in the Matrix.

Neo is beleived to be the One.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

by Eddy September 5, 2007

Bungaholic

Like assoholic, someone who is obsessed with ass.

Don't let him get behind you, he's a bungaholic!

by Eddy April 22, 2007

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Tëlþuilgöç

The conlang of Eddy. The þ is a kisslike sound called a bilabial click made by rapidly pulling both lips away from eachother, the g is implosive, and the ç is a lateral click made by placing the tip of the tongue behind the front teeth and pulling the sides of the tongue inward. The language is polysynthetic and highly inflecting with at least 20 cases.

Fiþ, mëisxöf'amëksama.-No, I am your father.

Tqöçiöqstëkafimaa.-I'll never turn to the dark side.

by Eddy June 26, 2003