Eddy's definitions

Hoplo

Short for Hoplophobe, someone with an irrational fear of weapons.

Don't be such a hoplo, fear the person, not the weapon.

Hitlery and Osama Obama are hoplos.

by Eddy January 4, 2008

communism

A system that while it may work with some modification, is too unstable in today's greed obsessed world.

Communism failed because it banned business and religion. What idiot does that? Business and religion have always been the most powerful forces of society.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

conlang

A language that has been constructed, such as Klingon or Esperanto.

His hobbies include making conlangs.

by Eddy April 20, 2003

Tëlþuilgöç

The conlang of Eddy. The þ is a kisslike sound called a bilabial click made by rapidly pulling both lips away from eachother, the g is implosive, and the ç is a lateral click made by placing the tip of the tongue behind the front teeth and pulling the sides of the tongue inward. The language is polysynthetic and highly inflecting with at least 20 cases.

Fiþ, mëisxöf'amëksama.-No, I am your father.

Tqöçiöqstëkafimaa.-I'll never turn to the dark side.

by Eddy June 26, 2003

m@o@lûmo-

A notoriously dificult prefix to translate, it basically means curvy and attractively plump.

@ is a bilabial click, and ÔÔ is pharyngealized.

by Eddy August 19, 2003

communism

Something you accuse your enemies of. Senator McArthy was fond of accusing people of communism.

Don't vote for Joe Smith. He's a communist. This unjustified accusation is valid reason not to vote for him.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 7, 2005